Wish Corruption Game

(wish fail, Thunder is the result of lightning.) True, but in most cases you'd hear the rumbling of thunder in clouds BEFORE the lightning strikes (Fail denied :p) ~ The Arawn
Granted. It's so clean that it's stolen.

I wish for more privacy in my house.

Granted, enjoy your 3 foot box without windows, surrounded by a moat, covered in barbed wire.

I wish for a flying carpet!

Granted but it doesnt like you and drops you from 1200 ft after you try to reinact A whole new world from aladan with your girlfriend

I wish for a huge boat

On it's maiden voyage the USS Cinatit crashes into an iceberg and sinks.

I wish for huge s'more sandwich.

Granted, it descends from outer space and crashes through your house.

I wish for a USB flash drive with unlimited storage capabilities

Granted. You store everything and a Virus eats it all away. NOM NOM NOM!

I wish for the ability to do one thing illegal, without facing consequences.

You rob a bank and getaway in a helicopter. The chopper crashes on a deserted island without any hope of rescue.

I want a ride on the USS Enterprise.

Granted, but it crashes.

I wish for college to be less expensive.

Granted. College now only conists of English, Math, Science and Social Studies. Welcome to High School Again.

I wish for a faster mode of transportation.

Granted. Your conveyance now reaches zero to light speed in 1.27 micro seconds. Your reflexes can't keep up and you crash.

I wish I had enough money to pay for my entire college tuition.

Granted. You Become Mr. White. Your brother in law in the DEA finds you and places you in jail for selling the purest meth on the streets. You are anally raped in prison by 4 black dudes simultaneously. Do the math.

I wish for Eve Dust 514 to atleast release a date for when the game will be released to the public.

Granted, you go into a coma and miss it but dont worry i shall visit you and leave before you wake up. Trololol

I wish for a new phone

Granted. It's defective in a way similar to the phones in Arawn's thread "Emergency Recall"

I wish for you to not be gone when i awake from my Coma, It's less creepy that way.

You awake to find in her in a coma right beside you.

I wish for it to snow. (I hate cold, but that way I won't have to go to work :p)

granted, you get snowed in and forgot to grab food. What a shame

I wish for a pet snake.

GRANTED! But it's sealed top to bottom with no opening.

I wish for 10 million dollars

Granted, but it's after 10 years of begging and pleading

I wish I could see into darkness that is man's heart.