Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but it maes to your butt. Have fun with that.

I wish for a life size grimmjow plushy

You tear the doll to shreds as when you fall asleep with it.

I wish for a one of those Tour de France exercise bikes.

granted, but it comes with no wheels and a crucial screw is missing.

i wish for a great Halloween costume

Granted, its a super cool zombie costume, but once you put it on, it never comes off.

I wish I had a 500% pay raise

Granted! But it comes with MUCH MORE WORK

I wish i could magicaly appear places

Granted you accidentally appear inside an iceberg.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.

Granted, its was yesterday and you missed it.

I Wish I didnt have the SAT on saturday

The SAT is now and you're at your desk wearing only your underwear. (common nightmare if not in the front of the class)

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

Granted, you now have back pain.

I wish There was toilet paper in my bathroom!!!! Oh dear lord what do I do!?

Granted, it magically appears, but when you return to your room your homework is missing.

I wish I had shoes that made me feel as if I was walking on air.

granted but they cost twelve years of pay

I wish I was a mermaid DX

Granted, you are caught and put on display in an aquarium.

I wish everything was free.

Everything is free, but you have to pay shipping and handling, finder's fee, sales tax, income tax, import fees, and late fees.

I want my cold to be inflicted upon that guy from work that I hate.

He becomes patient zero in a plague that sweeps the nation, by the time it reaches you it's uncurable.

I want to go surfing. Never tried it.

Granted, you get picked up by a Tsunami and taken out to sea.

I wish I could speak, read, write, and understand all known and unknown languages.

Granted but you try to speak and write them all at once and its only gibberish

I wish i wasnt bored

You have so much fun when you wake up you're missing an ear, you have a tattoo of a turtle on your thigh, and your head is shaved.

I want want to explore outer space (in a shuttle :p).

Idk if id mind the turtle XD

Granted, but your shuttle explodes

I wish for a beautiful garden

Enjoy your garden of poison ivy.

I want new keyboard, this one keeps messing up.

Granted. The Keyboard has one key. Esc. Have fun

I wish that I could regulate my sleep schedule better.

Granted you sleep from 10:30 a.m. to 7:30 P.m. everyday

I wish i had an unlimited library of books

You get lost in your massive private library that stretches the length of 3 football field (per floor)

I want a marathon of the Twilight zone. (those rock)

Granted. Your marathon lasts for 3 years.

I wish for a car with better gas mileage.

granted, its a flinstones car

I wish for no thunder

Without the thunder warning them of the lightning, the number of people struck increased dramatically.


I wish for my car to stop getting dirty.