Wish Corruption Game

The tiara is made of bird seed and you're attacked by hungry doves as you exit the house.

I want it to stop raining.

Granted but your house floods.

i wish for a grenade launcher

It only launches the grenades 2 inches. Good luck to ya :p

I want a merry-go-round for my nephews to play on.

Granted but they fall off.

I wish for a baby, but a cute one.

Granted, but it's so cute that it's kidnapped

I wish for my own private vacation island.

The island's volcano erupts destroying the tropical paradise.

I want a Chia pet.

Granted, but it over grows and you dont know what animal it is.

I wish for a kitty :3

Granted, here ya go.

Spoiler:

I wish headaches did not exist.

Granted. The pain that was once placed in your head is now moved to your testicles. Enjoi.

WISH FAIL! BAD EZRA ~ The Arawn

I wish Ezra made a wish >.>

lmao my bad! Wish Granted. I wish for you to be in Virginia. Enjoi the humidity

I wish it would cool down faster. (Happy now?)

The world enjoys a new ice age courtesy of Ezra.

I wish for an umbrella (damn rain)

granted, but its full of holes.
I wish to get rid of this cold

(XD musch better)

Granted, it turns in to the flu.

I wish I had an Associate's Degree for my program of study.

granted, but you get no job for it.

I wish for a new Mr.Moo cow beenie baby

Granted, its a defective beanie baby

I wish I could read minds whenever I want, at my control.

You can read minds but to do it your must place your both your pinky fingers in the person's ears.

I wish for nice long nap

Granted, that nap lasts 10 years

I wish for a hot tub!

The hot tub is filled with fat gassy old men. They beckon for you to join them.

I want a pineapple upside-down cake. (no cherries)

Damn you arawn... Im scared for life.

Granted but the pineapples are squeshy and the cake is moldy.

i wish i could erase the hot tub memory

You also forget how to walk without losing you balance and falling down.

I want those noisy motorcycles from passing my house late at night.

granted but they dont go past your house, they go too your house and run you over.

I wish for a bigger room

The room is so large it takes you a day just to cross it to reach your bed. Don't ask about your closest.

I want 12/21/12 to be day that ice cream falls from the sky and bacon grows from trees.

Granted, but the ice cream melts during its decent and just covers you in unappetizing liquid mess. The Bacon is also Canadian Bacon, though you might be alright with that part.

I wish I could fluently speak 5 different languages in addition to my natural English.

(Normally I'd wait, but this is a good one :p )

You are now capable of speaking with hippos, gerbils, blind salamanders, possums, and crickets.

I want this splinter out of my finger!