Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but despite your talent, you still get hit with a severe case of writer's block.

I wish I was a more natural dancer (I'm severely stiff on a dance floor )

Granted but you dance with me and break something. (I'm a dancer)

I wish I could grant wishes

With each wish granted you are cursed with titanic flatulence which causes hurricane. These extreme force winds lay waste to city after city.

I wish for a day off.

Granted but you are hospitalized and have to use your day off only to recover

I wish for someone to looooove

(XD I almost peed my pants Arawn)

Granted, you find someone to love, but they hate you.

I wish i had better food options in my house.

Granted but all the food is spoiled or deadly.

I wish I could go to the moon

Granted, but your ship breaks and you are stranded there alone until you die of starvation and dehydration.

I wish i had more free time.

Granted, However the free time has you cursed with the Plague of boredom as the interwebs has crashed and nothing is available.

I wish for a trip to Italy with a parachute just in case... Arawn...

Granted, you arrived in Italy naked wearing a parachute. Not sure why you didn't want to wear clothes.

I wish for a big screen TV.

Cmon man its Italy... Being naked would score me soo many women haha granted. Components for tv sold separately.

I wish I didn't have a hard time learning Italian.

You get deported after running around naked.

I want someone to move that old tire off my neighbor's lawn.

Granted but it gets moved to your lawn.

I wish men didnt try so hard to get with me. (A hard ship for every vegas women is men who dont understand NO)

Granted. No one tries for you at all. You grow old with you and your 20 cats

I wish i was older... for reasons related to partying

XD that wish is granted but you have to party with me in Vegas. Sometimes i get to wild

I wish everyone on the BleachWorld would come to Vegas and party with me

We arrive and party in true style. Most of your furniture is missing or broken. There's a man sized hole in you bedroom wall, the toilet is blocked (DM apologizes),the fridge is empty half of it's contents on the floor, there's a goat in your living room, and there are some strange smells coming from the sink. Good times

I wish for Captain America's shield ( a real one)

The Captain American Shield falls prey to the very attractive woman, who steals your money as well as the shield.

I wish for the next 18 days, and only the next 18 days to go by very quickly.

They go by so fast you forget to eat, drink, sleep. You spend the next 3 months recuperating in a hospital bed.

I want a jet ski

Granted but it only has 2 settings off and 500 mph.

I wish there were more good co-op video games.

Granted. You get a Co-Op partner who wants to do everything in his/her power to do exactly opposite of the mission goals.

I wish that my family would shut the damn windows... It's freezing!

They shut the windows too hard shattering the glass. It will be a week before they can be repaired.

I want a series of zip lines all alone the city so I can zoom everywhere above the buildings.

Someone cuts the zip line that you are on while you are on it. You plummet to the street.

I wish for a trip to LA

You arrive in Louisiana. They're quite nice to you, but you fall prey to food poisoning.


I want a strawberry parfait.

The strawberries spoil before you get a chance to eat it.

I wish the new pair of Astro gaming headsets... A50s i think is what they are.

You accidentally cut the wire while opening the package.

I want a new pair of house slippers (old ones got torn up.)

Granted, but you can never take them off

I wish my laptop worked.