Wish Corruption Game

Granted. You are forever youthful at the age of 2.

I wish for my favorite team to not suck so bad...

The team does so well, they leave you for another city. Those bastards

I want teleporter system so I can get to work instantly from my house.

Granted, but it only works one way and you have to walk back home or pay for a ride back.

I wish I could do whatever I want without consequences.

Granted but because there are no good or bad consequences everything you do is nothing. (If that even makes sense >_<)

I wish I had a job

Granted. You make minimum wage only working 2 hours a week.

I wish things were less complicated

The world returns to the time of Caveman. You are made a hunter and are eaten by a tiger.

I want one of those three wheel motorcycles. They look kinda hip.

(XD kinda hip. I havent heard that in ages )

Granted but the wheels are made of skate board wheels.

I wish i could sleep better.

too easy, come back tomorrow for more of the same.

I want an extra day a week where I can do nothing.

Granted, but on that day there is only 5 minutes. So you get only 5 minutes to do nothing.

I wish to go to France

You arrive in France just as an earthquake strikes. All the famous landmarks and hotels are destroyed.

I wish for a robot butler.

It brings you some fine wine, but instantly malfunctions after it just so happens to "trip" over my foot. Oops.

I wish for a house in California, not too far from the beach, but also fairly close to the eastern border.

Granted but I come and live with you, but i never let you sleep and am nagging to go do something. (Even though id never do that )

I wish i had blue eyes

Granted. You have blue eyes, you are hunted by a group of extremists who wish to eliminate everyone who has blue eyes due to their belief of you being part of an "inferior" race.

I wish for the Halo 2 full Soundtrack

Granted but it skips.

I wish I had my belly button pierced.

Granted. You sit out in the sun too long and it gets way to hot, not only burning your skin, but altering the shape. It's now ruined.

I wish that 4G hotspots covered the entire world... It'd be much easier that way,

(I hate songs that skip with a burning passion)

Granted, you've just given Hackers unlimited power with access to the web wherever they go.

I wish I had a real death note.

Granted but its used to kill you.

I wish it was still hot outside :/

It's so hot outside your house and lawn catch fire.

I want want a glass of water. (too lazy to go to the kitchen)

Granted. That's get spilled on your robot butler as well, no saving him now.

I wish for a better computer desk chair. this one hurts my back.

granted but the chair has no back rest.

I wish to travel far far away

Granted. I steal you away and we go to some exotic island. Issue. Hijackers steal the plane and we get taken to a concentration camp in Moscow. Welcome to the Motherland.

I wish for a less hyperactive mind.

Enjoy your lobotomy.

I want one of those bungee/slingshot rides by my house.

(oh god i went on one o.0 ill try to post the vid)

The cord snaps flinging you to the next state over.

I wish i took belly dancing again

Granted. You dance and pull a muscle. What a shame. I was just starting to enjoy it ;P

I wish for the rain to not stop for a few days.

(My poor tummy D'

Granted it floods your house.

I wish i had a tiara