Wish Corruption Game

Granted. You play so long that she comes for you

Who's she?:

Spoiler:

I wish that I would move to my new house already

Granted, but it's plagued by mold and termites

I wish I had better internet service

granted, but u have to pay a fortune

I wish i was a super saiyan

Granted but I'm already super saiyan four.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted but with Evert wish you have to wish for more wishes putting you in an infinite cycle of more wishes.

I wish I had a private beach

EDIT: Granted; but it's right next to a sewage processing plant

I wish I had night vision goggles.

Granted. Someone turns the lights on (That shiz hurts your eyes and really does make you temporarily blind.)

I wish Internet relationships weren't frowned upon

Granted, but everyone has an internet relationship and a girl asks you out but you say no because now real life relationships are frowned upon. I wish I could take a vacation

Granted. Vacation to Chernobyl, and although the scenery is enjoyable, you get Radiation poisoning and die.

I wish i had I could make a weapon from my blood (Deadman Wonderland Reference)

Granted, but you die cause the only blood you can use is your own.

I wish I was a genius

Granted. You are killed by Illuminati.

I wish for someone else to take my wish

Granted. But to take your wish they have tear out you heart and eat it.

*Spits out have chewed heart*

I wish I had one of those giant rubber balls you run around in. (sorry don't know the name)

Granted but you have to spend your whole life in it and eventually you suffocate a die (I beleive it's zorbing, or something like that)

I wish I had a larger collection on ps3 games ;o

Granted but none of them work. ( Low key i read collection as erection -_- damn sun needs to get out of my eyes)

I wish I my hair would get longer faster

Granted, but your neck is unable to hold up the weight of the 2 tons of hair you grow.

I wish for a strawberry smoothie.

Granted but before you even get a taste you spill it on the floor D:

I wish I could get a moped

Granted but it gets 1mpg

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

Granted but you only get to sleep one day a year.

I wish I had a closet full of shoes

Granted they're all 3 sizes too small, and all of them are flip flops

I wish for a hammock.

Granted. You live in Seattle. It rains the majority of the year there

(Side note, i'm not to sure that it wouldn't be enjoyable to sit in a hammock in the rain... i must try that out)

I wish i could go to Germany

Granted, they throw you out of the plane right over Germany. Shame you didn't wish for a parachute.

I wish I had a pair of those self lacing shoes like in Back to the Future.

Granted but they keep getting tighter and tighter until your feet a cut off.

I wish I had my characters abilities

Granted but the government funds out and takes you hostage to experiment.

I wish I was shorter

A freak accident shrinks you to the size of an ant, with no way to reverse the process.

I wish for a banjo.

Granted, But your neighbors threaten to shoot you if you ever attempt to play it.

I wish i was better at creative writing.