Wish Corruption Game

Granted. Janitor

I wish I was back in Texas

Granted. Best Yaoi Manga collection

I Wish i could have a CoD Rematch

Granted but you get 1 FPS the whole match.

I wish My friends had more free time

Granted, but they spend it masturbating.

I wish I could have sex on my kitchen table with my last girlfriend. (Man what a weekend that would be.)

Granted, but now you have 14 different gential diseases.

I wish I had all the old school gaming systems.

Granted. House becomes Swimming pool

I wish i had crazy hot sex with my ex, before bitch slapping the cunt in the cunt!

Granted but she slept with me and got those 14 different genital disease before sleeping with you.


I wish I was immune to all STI's (STD's same thing).

Granted, but you have no genitals

I wish I could travel through time at will.

Granted but you can only go back to Germany during the holocaust.

I wish I had superpowers.

Wish Granted, but everyone else gets better superpowers.

I wish I had more interesting books to read.

Granted, you have Arawn's autobiography; Arawn I am.


I wish for a new jacket.

Granted but it's seven sizes too small and made for women.

I wish I had my own personal library the size of an actual library.

granted. Minecraft nerds steal it for enchantments

I wish i had a portal to the nether

Granted, but it closes when your halfway through it, cutting you in half.

I wish shin had more exp so he could rank up.

Granted but you don't get any stat point increases.

I wish Hageshii was a captain.

Granted, but you get the limiter put on your stats

I wish I had more ideas for solos

Granted, but people keep stealing all your ideas.

I wish i was better at drawing.

Granted but you're only good at posters for LGBT Rights.

I wish I had a hell hound.

Granted. Resident Evil chick kills it

I wish my wishes corruptions be put on everyone else

Granted but they all wish them back onto yourself tenfold.

I wish for a new puppy.

Granted, but the puppy eats all your shoes and dies.

I wish for a bowling alley in my house.

Granted but you get audited and lose it.

I wish that the new Skyrim MMO was out already.

Granted but they release it as is this instant, with bugs and halfway completed.

I wish I had a better computer.