Wish Corruption Game

Lol yes really.
Granted but it blows up.
I wish for a new bikini while im in cali

D: How do you expect me to corrupt such a wish???? When i get rich ill help you
Granted but you get back into debt. Because the way it happens is you win the lottery but the taxes on it were so high that it put you back in debt TT.TT so sad
I wish i was rich.

You are, but you get robbed.

I wish I knew what to buy my mom for christmas.

Granted but you get older faster because time moves so slow.
I wish i had kitty ears and a tail :3

Granted. You're locked in statis and dug up in the future to be examined by the scientist.

I wish it would get warm again.

Granted but it gets so hot outside that everyone has to strip naked... even tha one person you nver wanna see naked 0.o scary
XD any who. I wish my tea kettle didnt break

Granted, but after 2 days you notice a strange smell coming from the trunk; seems the last owner was liberated from his vehicle. The cops have some questions to ask you.

I wish I had a real light sabre.

Granted but you accidentally cut your hand off with it.

I wish to be the supreme overlord of the universe.

Granted but this miraculous event attracts the attention of interdemensional beings that invade your house and satart singing spanish songs.

I wish that made sense.

Granted, but then the world gets turned upside down from all the other things that now also make sense.

I wish that everyone had a segway.

Granted, but soon the world witnesses it's first segway "drive by" shooting.

I wish I didn't have to work today. >.<

Granted but you get fired and have to become spire's body slave.

I wish Christmas was done and over with

Granted, but your things start to turn up missing ever so often.

I wish I could play the piano.

granted but you can only play it with a gun to your head and the first (and last time) you stop the trigger will be pulled.

I wish...that I had a new computer

And now you know too much that your brain leaks out your ears. Your eyes melt as your tongue turns to ash.

I wish I didn't know.

Granted, but abusing the knowledge that you don't know, I take over your life.

I wish this was in fact true.

Granted but by making a lie a fact you essentially divide by zero and kill yourself.

I wish I knew how to make a never ending battery for my xbox remote