Wish Corruption Game

Your ninja body guard is worst then Naruto when he's a academy student.
I wish for a mockingbird

For some reason the Mockingbird won't sing. When you take it to the vet you're informed it has a strange disease and only hours to live. It starts to convulse, the bird defecates upon itself, and begins to vomit violently. Repulsed the vet knocks the animal to the floor where it dies choking on it's own bile. The vet has the nurse take the soiled body and put it into the incinerator.

I wish I could become invisible.

u can but the potions side affects leave you in a all mens shower in prison and you're naked and it's always a full room.

I wish for a star

Granted but its a shooting star and im driving it
I wish for a snake

Granted but, it's a poisonous snake that likes to bite
I wish for Arawns acknowledgement of my many skills.

Granted but he ends up insulting you. I wish i was taller.

Granted, but she accidentally cybers with someone thinking they were your alt

I wish I had hang glider.

Granted but you crash.
I wish it was always holloween

Your character becomes captain, but quickly has to resign in scandal after a strange stain is found on your jacket.

I wish it would stop raining mud won't splatter on my car as I drive.

Granted, but you are Sal's ass slave.

I for a full tank of gas for my car

Granted but your car blows up
I wish for a horse

Granted, but Guy rapes it and thus the horse in a fit of depression commits suicide by donating itself to a glue factory and dies a slow horrible death for the factory is in Mexico and they let the horse suffer for as long as possible.

I wish that I could find my inspiration to write once more.

Granted but you get drunk in Las Vegas because you turned 21 and you end up having sex with a prostitute who kills you because you didnt pay her enough.
I wish i was an actress

Granted but you talk...like.... captain....kirk...in...all...your....films...

I wish I was a rock star.

Granted but you only know one song and it is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I wish that I was an admin once more

Granted but you die soon.
I wish i had a date to prom -_-

Granted, but your date is jerk asshole who flirts with every other girl at the prom and ditches you as soon as he finds the easiest one at the prom.

I wish I knew what to get my best friend for christmas

Shiori Arabella wrote:

Granted but you die soon.
I wish i had a date to prom -_-

Granted, but it's your cousin
I wish I had a cute date to snow ball

Artemis wrote:

Granted, but your date is jerk asshole who flirts with every other girl at the prom and ditches you as soon as he finds the easiest one at the prom.

I wish I knew what to get my best friend for christmas

You do but u get a bump on your head and get ammnesia and can't even remember who u are