Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but your web browser forces you to watch my vlogs all the time.

I wish I was back in Drumline, but in college

Granted, but you cant seem to get anything higher than a 9% on any test

I wish i didnt have a permanent spinal injury.

Granted but now you have no spine and cant stand.

I wish I had a Yellow Charger >_<

You awake to find a Hot Wheel toy charger under you pillow.

I want more nachos!!!

XD Granted but you drop them on a dirty floor.

I wish for more Moneyz

Granted, here's a penny.

I wish I couldn't wish.

Granted, all bad outcomes from wishes are placed on you.

I wish the NFL Referees weren't completely crap...

The players become perfectly nice and orderly. No one tackles and they stop every 10 yards after each catch.

I wish for a pool table in my room.

granted, each time you play someone chips the cue ball and smashes you in the nuts... everytime...

I wish that my GPA was higher

Your GPA goes up by .00000001, way to go!

I want a Kindle Fire HD. Looks like an iPad, but cooler imho.

Granted but you drop it and break it when you first get it. (Btw i have one and its amazing. Great investment)

I wish i wasnt sick

Granted. You heal up and decide to go on a walk. You get smashed by bus.

I wish I had a private jet.

Granted, But you get tax audited and are forced to sell it to pay off back taxes.

I wish I had a good RPG to play.

When you put the new and stunning RPG into your console it explodes.

I want one of those moon bounces in my front yard.

granted, it's so amazing, you bounce to the moon, dying of lack of oxygen.

I wish (or hope for grammar) that i get this job...

Granted but its not what you signed up for and your forced to prostitute yourself.

I wish for chicken noodle soup WITHOUT any vegitables.

Lmao granted. You eat raw chicken and get sick. Well sicker...

I wish for a first class... Train(?) To Las Vegas. Party time!

Granted. Too bad your train gets in a head on collision with pigeon, killing all on board the train.

I wish I didn't wake up AT 4:00 THIS MORNING

You wake up at 4:01 am.

I wish my nephew wasn't such a brat.

Granted, Instead he is a murderous bastard son who ends up killing everything you ever liked and everything you ever will like.

Bubbles.

Granted. I pop the bubbles.

I wish that wish was an actual wish.

Granted but sadly im not sure how to corrupt this wish so eventually it is no longer a wish.

I wish for some mint chocolate chip ice cream. :d so tasty

Granted, you have to eat it off of Ezra.

I wish Best Buy didn't sell out of the computer I wanted.

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Granted. I smash the pc the second you get it.

I wish that was never said...

Wish granted, it WAS never said, it was typed.

I wish Bioware made more games.