Wish Corruption Game

Granted. You get another shitty Dragonage game with sex scenes of Morigans (SP?) mother... the old wrinkly one...

I wish that it be known that for the record, i admit to nothing...

Granted. Admitted or not DM knows all.

I wish Kuro would return

Granted but he doesnt talk to you.

I wish for a bigger bath tub

I wouldnt mind eating icecream off Ezra... as long as it was mint chip ;3

Wish Granted. I join you and steal the ice cream.

I wish for me not to be the only one finding this odd...

Wish granted, the lizard in the bath finds it odd too.


I wish i had a good job.

Granted but its good for only those around you, but not yourself.

I wish for my tummy to feel better

Granted, your head hurts instead.

I wish for a faster pc...

*Was that a prostitution hint towards Shin?

XD perhaps

Granted but it has to much Hentai on it and it crashes.

I wish for more grapes

Granted. You get 1 more grape.

I wish i spoke Italian better.

Your skill in the language is increased, but during a rather tricky conversation your twist your tongue and it falls off.

I wish for a file cabinet for all my mangas.

Granted, but your File cabinet is in a state of perpetual flood.

I wish I wish I had a fish, served upon a lovely dish.

Granted. It's a single anchovy, and that's all you get to eat.

I wish that the past would stay in the past

So it shall be, but you fail to learn from your mistakes and are constantly screwing things up.

I want a water slide.

Granted, except for the Japanese Rape Monster lives into the pool it runs of into.

I wish I could do a BARREL ROLL.

Granted. You do a barrel roll right into an explosive barrel, which doesn't roll. It explodes. Game over

I wish to divide by 0

When you you divide by zero you for get to carry the 1 and get an answer of 3. Your head explodes.

I want a new pocket knife, this old one is breaking.

Granted but the pocket knife is dull and ugly.

I wish I could speak better spanish

Granted. Tu panocha juela queso. Translate that. lmao

I wish for my mic to work on my XtaticSP gaming headset

The mic gives off feedback with your every word.

I want one those spring loaded knives from Assassin's creed.

Granted but it springs back killing you.

I wish for something good to look at on the internet

Granted, its this, and its the only thing you can ever look at.

I wish my dreams were real.

Granted butt soon your nightmares become real

I wish I never did what i did last night

Granted, but you end up doing it tonight since you could not learn from your mistake.

I wish winter was here.

(btw. i wouldn't mind that last corruption. Never met a nightmare I can't beat. *holds up the boogey mans head.*

Granted but with winter comes snow and you get snowed into your house.

I wish i could fine my teddy bear

(Lol well then feel free to come into my nightmares)

Granted. Here I am. *wink*

I wish for eternal youth