Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but fail to compensate for the earth's rotation, you teleport into empty space.

I wish I had an ice cream sundae.

Your ice cream sundae gives u brainfreeze and u die, from complications.

I wish I had a grenade.

Your grenade gives you "explosive" diarrhea and you die from complications.

I wish someone laughed at that joke

There aren't but theres a big complication that's worst than the many that used to complicate

I wish I didn't take an arrow to the knee...

Granted but you took a hundred of arrows to the rest of your body, becaming a gaurd from skyrim as well.

i wish time stod still

Granted, but you stand still with it.

I wish I was back in the Caribbean.

Granted, but Johnny Depp touches you in a bad place.

I wish I was one of the four horsemen.

Granted, but you are Rick Flair

I wish that car's ran on water

Granted, but now bottled water costs $10 a pop.

I wish that everyone had a twin.

Granted, but the twins are all evil and out to wreak havoc.

I wish I was paid more.

You are payed more, but you get it in pennys

I wish my hbo shows would start soon.

Granted but your T.V. stops working.

I wish I had a car

Granted, but it is possessed by the devil and tries to kill you.

I wish I was well off.

Granted but you die the first day of being well off.

I wish I could get my stories published

They do get published, but in a book as an example of how not to write.

I wish I had something that I would never get bored of.

Granted, you get something extremely fun, like bungee jumping, Bungee cord snaps

I wish (only sometimes) that I lived in the world of Bleach.

Granted, but in the World of Bleach you are a mosquito.

I wish, I had more friends that liked anime/manga ;o

Granted but they all enjoy hentai/doujinshi.

I wish I had a Sherman tank

lol. nothing wrong with that granted wish

Granted, but its only good for a giant paper weight.

I wish "The walking dead" season 3 started already

Granted but everyone dies except Shane and Lori! Muahahahahahahaha!

I wish I had a harem of beautiful, console gaming women.

Granted but they only want to play video games and nothing else.

I wish my job was better

Granted but it's anal porn.

I wish I had a well paying, non sexual job.