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Mrdoomofdoom
Number of Posts : 23
Age : 56
Location : Aldham Robarts LRC(a Liverpool John Moores university library)
Quote : I am destined for power and greatness
Registration Date : 2010-01-25
 |  Subject: Things that bleach characters would never say  Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:44 pm | |
| I want you to post lines that bleach characters would never say.
For example:
Kenpachi Zaraki "Hey you terminally ill, powerless little kid, get ready to fight me." | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:33 am | |
| Sajin Komamura "Some one scratch me behind my ears..." | |
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DarknessRisen
Number of Posts : 31
Age : 30
Registration Date : 2010-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| Kyouraku Shunsui "I've drank to much saki" | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:03 pm | |
| Toshiro Hitsugaya; "Excuse me sir, am I tall enough to ride this ride?" | |
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Saroki
Number of Posts : 647
Age : 74
Registration Date : 2009-05-17
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| Sado: Excuse me my good chum, do you require any assistance? | |
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Kuro
Number of Posts : 1117
Age : 35
Location : where indeed :/........
Job/Interests : Plant worker/writing
Quote : Ah ah ah, can't touch me
Registration Date : 2009-06-20
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:06 pm | |
| Uryuu Ishida: "I refuse to do a girly thing like sewing." | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:27 pm | |
| Kon: "Look at that girl over there Ichigo. Her chest is totally exposed! That's despicable, didn't her mother teach her anything about self-respect?" | |
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DarknessRisen
Number of Posts : 31
Age : 30
Registration Date : 2010-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:02 pm | |
| Uryū Ishida: Ichigo is the smartest person in the world...he is my idle!!! | |
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Zaquri
Number of Posts : 156
Age : 31
Registration Date : 2009-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:08 am | |
| Byakuya: Ichigo kurosaki.... I once made love to your father down by the fire. | |
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DarknessRisen
Number of Posts : 31
Age : 30
Registration Date : 2010-02-04
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:41 am | |
| - Zaquri wrote:
- Byakuya: Ichigo kurosaki.... I once made love to your father down by the fire.
Ok I do find this one hilarious xD congrates it gave me a good laugh -applause- | |
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Zaquri
Number of Posts : 156
Age : 31
Registration Date : 2009-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:44 am | |
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leemaths
Number of Posts : 7
Age : 35
Registration Date : 2010-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:03 am | |
| Orihime Inoue- "Hey guys, we are going on a killing spree, kill anyone or anything that we see, or I'll kill you, got it." | |
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Ulob Moga
Number of Posts : 16
Age : 35
Location : Southeastern Georgia
Job/Interests : Rite-Aid Cashier/Aspiring Author/Future Bar and Grill owner
Quote : "I did not attend the funeral, but I sent him a nice letter saying I approved." - Mark Twain
Registration Date : 2010-02-02
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:27 am | |
| Soi Fon: Thank you, Omeda, for that wonderful suggestion. I will make sure it is implemented right away.
Omeda: Nah, I'm not hungry.
Kenpachi: (in all seriousness) Bankai. | |
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Zaquri
Number of Posts : 156
Age : 31
Registration Date : 2009-11-18
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:06 am | |
| - Ulob Moga wrote:
Kenpachi: (in all seriousness) Bankai. You funny mother fucker, You got it with that one I mean you seriously got it. *Claps his hands till the point where it stings and then claps his hands some more* Ladies and gentlemen the Best quote here!  | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| O.* I lol'd so F'ing hard when I pictured that! In fact, I'm going to trying and make it in a video... | |
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Ulob Moga
Number of Posts : 16
Age : 35
Location : Southeastern Georgia
Job/Interests : Rite-Aid Cashier/Aspiring Author/Future Bar and Grill owner
Quote : "I did not attend the funeral, but I sent him a nice letter saying I approved." - Mark Twain
Registration Date : 2010-02-02
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:56 pm | |
| Hm, while tryin to figure out if it's sarcasm or genuine...I will choose that it's genuine and all.
I was actually surprised that noone said that before me. | |
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Dragons33
Number of Posts : 18
Age : 35
Quote : It is no sufficient that I succed. All others must fail.
Registration Date : 2009-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:10 am | |
| Soi Fon-Tag. Your it.
Unahana-Hey. Get the pink band-aids with flowers on them.
Byakuya-Ichigo. Mind if Rukia, Renji, and I come play poker?
Komamura-*sends hell butterfly to captain-commander*Thank you for sending me canine advantix.
Hitsugaya-Matsumoto. Pass the Sake.
Zaraki-I regret killing people....
Kurotsuchi-Hey. Pass me that Bible.
Ukitake-Damn Kids...
Ichigo-Orahime? Who is that?
Chad-Hola. Me llamo Chad. ¿Cómo es usted?
Rukia-I hate that damn bunny.
Don Kononji-MUWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! | |
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Denzeru
Number of Posts : 6
Age : 31
Location : A city full of wind....
Job/Interests : Part tim Kfc
Quote : Laugh at the clusmy, dnace with fire, and swim with the birds!
Registration Date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:17 pm | |
| Tousen:Am I still alive?
Ikkaku: Look at my glorious hair!
Kenpachi:I really don't feel like killing today.
Renji:Yeah, Ichigo can kick my A** | |
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Katrex
Number of Posts : 83
Age : 35
Registration Date : 2009-06-09
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:02 am | |
| Ishin: Getsuga Tens--- Oh wait, my bad.
Aizen: Getsuga ten--
"Getsuga tenshou!" Entire cast of bleach
Korotschi: Nemu be careful! I love you!.
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Darkness
Number of Posts : 587
Age : 28
Location : The Gateway to the West
Job/Interests : Student/Aerospace Engineer
Quote : *Artemis has been kicked by Darkness
Registration Date : 2010-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:33 am | |
| Ulquirroa:(in a singsong voice) I wanna be your best friend! Gin:*opens his eyes for more than 2 seconds* Urahara: FALCON PUNCH!!! - Spoiler:
Ichigo: *dies* | |
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Duquin
Number of Posts : 56
Age : 34
Location : Training to surpass the gods and devils alike...
Job/Interests : Japan, Swords, Combat, and Video games
Quote : Some one once said to Voltaire "life is hard" Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"
Registration Date : 2010-05-10
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:47 pm | |
| Urahara: Ok I'm going to explain everything to you right off the bat so you aren't in the dark about anything. Yoruichi: Will someone please clean my litter box? Aizen: P-Please don't hurt me.... Ichigo: Pssh I don't care, kill the bitch. Grimmjow: Oh goodie it's time for tea! Kenpachi: I should join the 4th squad  Tousen: Stop!....Hammer time! (Kudos if you get this joke) Hitsugaya: Nah, I don't feel like working today. Matsumoto: Hitsugaya taichou, stop lazing about and get to work! Rukia: I hope me brother dies in a ditch somewhere Renji: Hmmm....I like Ikkaku's hair cut I think I should get one myself... Byakuya: Hey guys lets all go rob a bank! Ishhin: Yuzu! Karin! Go put some clothes on, no one wants to see you naked! O.O ... >///>Ishida: Mayuri is my best friend, I love that guy! Sado/Chad: I think my grandpa went to hell... Inoue: Santenkesshun I.....Accept! You're proposal Uliqiourra! | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:34 pm | |
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:53 pm | |
| Kenpachi Zaraki - "Hmmm...It kinda sucks now, i don't want you to die."
^Actually said by Kaiyo.... his apparent replacement... | |
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Endarkened
Number of Posts : 121
Age : 32
Location : Orbiting the outer recesses of deep space.
Job/Interests : Bashing fundies.
Quote : I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
Registration Date : 2010-05-15
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:24 am | |
| ((Not enough RENJI!!!))
Renji- Pineapple is last week man, todays new hair style is Lemon!
Renji- Gomu Gomu no SWORD!
Renji- Haha Byakuya! I finally defeated you! (The least likely of them all)
A few others.
Aizen- I FOUND YOU! (last weeks comic)
Ichigo- Wow. All this flying, super strength, exotic locations in other dimensions, firing blasts of enegy and saving the world is AWESOME!
Byakuya- *at a Birthday party* PWESENTS!
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Marlamin1
Admin
Number of Posts : 1560
Age : 32
Location : Punxsutawney, Pa - United States
Job/Interests : Forum Admin - Bartender
Registration Date : 2009-10-19
| | Subject: Re: Things that bleach characters would never say Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Momo: Kenpachi? Pssh, I'd own that little one-eyed cyclops! | |
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