Things that bleach characters would never say

Byakuya: Yeah, Rukia. of course you can go out with ichigo.

Orihime: I will NEVER forgive you!

Yumichika: Well, it isn't really important what you look like. It's your personality that counts.

Ulquiorra: No, Aizen-sama, I will not do what you asked me to do.

Grimmjow: I LOVES YA, ICHIGO!

Ichigo: Nah. Can't be bothered to save her. Sure she'll get out on her own.

Noitora: God loves us all! Repent all of your sins and you will be granted eternal peace! (Sorry to any Christians, I don't mean to offend. I AM a Christian)

Yachiru: I can't eat sweets! I'll get cavities!

Rukia: Get That FREAKY bunny AWAY from me!

This is very Simple... I found it kinda funny I don't know but these are something that would never be said.

Kenpachi: Hado number (Pick it out yourself)

Kenpachi: Bakudo number (again... pick one)

And there's no way you could say that he would o.o

Marlamin1 wrote:

Kenpachi Zaraki - "Hmmm...It kinda sucks now, i don't want you to die."

^Actually said by Kaiyo.... his apparent replacement...

Just wanted to say for lols... Kenpachi could say that if he had a guy that gave him a very good sparing match he don't want him to die since then he couldn't experince it again XD

Madarame Ikkaku: I think I need a hair cut!

Ishida: No I don't like Orihime!

Chad: Fuck off.....

Chad: *punts a rabbit*

Orihime: *cooks something edible*

Tatsuki: Ichigo you're so helpful!!