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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hellor!
You: I love you.
Stranger: but we just met..
Stranger: im not ready for this
You: No.
You: I love you.
You: I, love, you.
Stranger: i think... i think i love you too
Stranger: i do!
You: R...Really? *tear*
Stranger: i really do!
Stranger: yes
You: *Hugs the complete stranger.*
You: Promise to never let go!
Stranger: i was in denial before but now i know
Stranger: i wont!
You: You're the only one I will ever love!
You: My life was meaningless before you!

You: Oh stranger!
Stranger: its been so long since ive loved this way
Stranger: except for when i loved this kitten http://www.chle.ch/

Stranger: but now its "a wholeeee newww worldddd"
Stranger: "a new fantastic point of viewwwww"
You: Fucking aladin.
You: I knew it was you!
Stranger: no.. please dont go
You: *Takes off the girl mask to reveal Jeffar.*
You: >
Stranger: you love me yousaid so yourself
Stranger: so what if i have a porblem with stealing things
Stranger: you bastard!
Stranger: how dare youu
Stranger: http://www.chle.ch/

http://www.chle.ch/

http://www.chle.ch/

http://www.chle.ch/

http://www.chle.ch/

You: NOW I SHALL TAKE MY REVENGE UPON THEE!
Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: no non non
You: *Takes out magical staff.*
You: *Points it at aladdin.*
Stranger: takes out gun
You: *SRS FACE.*
Stranger: drop it
You: ...
Stranger: drop
Stranger: it
You: *Transforms the gun into a can of tuna.*
Stranger: your alergic to tuna
Stranger: throws it in your face
You: GO GET HIM RAJAH!

You: *Throws the tuna back.*
Stranger: the tuna is seeping in your lungs
Stranger: you are infected
You: NOOOO TUNA, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Stranger: the mushrooms are growing
You: ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Stranger: your throat is closing
You: *Burns up into the atmosphere where his evil remains poision everyone.*
Stranger: i like that ending
You: i accidently everyone
You:
Stranger: people die
Stranger: i escaped
You: But you're a person aswell.
You: That's bullshit.
You: I call shenanigans.
You: Flag.
Stranger: i am quick
Stranger: like a fox
Stranger: always escaping things
You: IT DOESN'T MATTER THE WHOLE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE WAS CONTAMINATED.
You: IF YOU BREATHE YOU DIE.
Stranger: i was gone way before that
Stranger: i had an oxygen mask just in case
You: BULLSHIT
Stranger: but my fucking magical carpet raised me into the stratosphere
You: ALADDIN HAD NOTHING LIKE THAT
Stranger: did you forget about the goddamn carpet
You: FUCK YOUR CARPET.
You: FUCK THIS.
You: FUCK JEFFAR.
You: FUCK HIS REMAINS
You: FUCK THE ATMOSPHERE
You: FUCK GLOBAL WARMING
Stranger: my carpet will fuck you!
You: FUCK ALADDIN
Stranger: fuck the WORLD

You: FUUUUUUCK ALL OF YOU.
Stranger: aladin is gay
You: *HURLS THE MOON INTO ALADDIN.*
You: YOU'RE FUCKED.
Stranger: aladin is dead
Stranger: its for the best
You: Yay.
Stranger: he was a little shit
Stranger: and he kept fucking singing all the time
You: But sadly the whole world had to pay for his bullshit.
Stranger: thats just how it goes
You: And now all that remains is meteors..
You: Well, good game.
Stranger: and http://www.chle.ch/

You: Fuck that.
Stranger: http://www.chle.ch/

Stranger: http://www.chle.ch/

Stranger: http://www.chle.ch/

You: It's a screamer.
Stranger: http://www.chle.ch/

Stranger: its a cartoon kitten
You: Bulllllshit.
You: I checked.
Stranger: you click it and it miaws
You: It will be a screamer
Stranger: no you fucking didnt lol
Stranger: i know you didnt
You: Yes I fucking did.
You: I DID.
Stranger: cuz i kKNOW WHAT IT ISS
Stranger: ITS A FUCKING FLASH THING
Stranger: OF A DRAWING
Stranger: but youll never know
You: I SAW IT
You: BUT ITS GONNA BE A SCREAMER BITCH
You: FUCK YOU
You: THE GAME
Stranger: STOP FUCKING LYING
You: NO!
You: IM NOT!

You: I'M NOT..
Stranger: YOU AREEEE
You: I'M NOT LIEING TO MYSELF..
You: I CAN'T..
Stranger: I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS
You: Nooo.....
Stranger: I SENT IT TO YOU
You: NooOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOOO!
Stranger: miaoo
Stranger: miao miao miao miao
You: the end
You have disconnected.

Arawn has officially entered ninjahood

[15:57:10] @ Arawn : Well 2.0 looks ok
[15:57:10] Messages cleared by Darkness
[15:57:12] Daisuke Ichihara has joined the chat on Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:57 pm
[15:57:17] Daisuke Ichihara : O.O
[15:57:19] Shadowfire12 : yo
[15:57:20] @ Darkness : WHOA
[15:57:20] Daisuke Ichihara : yo
[15:57:23] @ Arawn : Ello Daisuki
[15:57:23] @ Darkness : NINJA!!!

[18:28:54] @ Saroki : I'm gonna get held back x.x.

[18:28:58] @ Saroki : I'm that dumb ><.

[18:29:10] @ Kaiyo : *nods in agreement*.

[18:29:28] @ Kaiyo : sometimes there just isn't enough to say though.

[18:29:28] @ Saroki : ._..

[18:29:35] @ Saroki : >_>.

[18:29:35] @ Saroki : >_>.

[18:29:36] @ Saroki : >_>.

[18:29:37] @ Saroki : >_>.

[18:29:38] @ Kaiyo : the nodding appeared late!.

[18:29:45] @ Kaiyo : i didn't mean it to that.

[18:29:46] @ Saroki : >_________________________>.

[18:29:51] @ Saroki : >_______________________________________________________>.

LOL to bad timing. Darn that laggy Cbox

[20:44:36 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : sorry i went off raging
[20:44:44 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : it was the guy who hacked into my account
[20:44:48 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : he is using it to spam
[20:45:03 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : and i keep getting suspended
[20:45:07 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : for 3 hours
[20:45:14 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : this has happened 2 times today
[20:45:19 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : =.=
[20:45:37 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : I have been on hold on customer service for 45 min when they said it should take 30
[20:45:40 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : im just mad
[20:45:42 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : im sorry guys
[20:45:45 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : ;/
[20:45:49 15/01/11] @ Nerdy-chan : :/*
[20:47:05 15/01/11] Junko : He mad...

[16:38:00 24/01/11] Junko : And im totally going to bullshit Marly and Sal that im not there >.>

Riiiiight... I'll just PM your IP over to the staff then

[16:35:50] hageshii : Hello Junko, what brings you here

[16:36:42] Haroku5 has been disconnected the Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:36 pm (session timeout)

[16:36:47] Junko : Not much, um who are you, and alt?

[16:37:01] hageshii : No

[16:37:21] hageshii : I am Hageshii

[16:37:46] hageshii : I am noone's alternate account

[16:39:16] Junko : Well...

[16:39:30] hageshii : Aye it appears you have figured me out

[16:39:40] Junko : yes I have

[16:39:56] hageshii : I am you

[16:40:03] Junko : And you are me

[16:40:17] Junko : We are one

[16:40:20] hageshii : we are one

[16:40:37] Junko : Lul

[16:40:43] hageshii : You think this is funny

[16:40:52] Junko : Hilairious

[16:40:58] Junko : I want a mod to rank up

[16:41:06] hageshii : I want a fucking shinigmai to eat

[16:41:15] Junko : Well i might be able to help with that

[16:41:30] hageshii : You might, but I dont want to die either

[16:41:43] Junko : Now

[16:41:47] hageshii : I

[16:41:58] Junko : Oughta

[16:42:05] hageshii : Leave

[16:42:09] Junko : Now

[16:42:15] hageshii : So

[16:42:18] Junko : Good

[16:42:20] hageshii : Bye

[16:42:43] hageshii is Disconnected on Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm : I am Junko

[16:42:52] Junko is Disconnected on Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm : I am Hageshii

[16:43:33] Hibiki : ...


I think we've all well established... Darkness has a sever case of MPD...

[02:29:25] Messages cleared by Marlamin1
[02:29:26] Marlamin1 is Disconnected on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:29 am
[02:29:32] Stratus has joined the chat on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:29 am
[02:29:33] Archfiend07 : ahh
[02:29:37] Stratus : See?
[02:29:40] Ren Kannagi : ...
[02:29:42] Stratus : Supreme power
[02:30:11] Archfiend07 : he likes to mess with people dont he
[02:30:11] Stratus : On that note I shall take my leave
[02:30:12] Ren Kannagi : Does he do that often?
[02:30:29] Ren Kannagi : O.O NOOOO NEWBIE WILL EAT ME!!!
[02:30:30] Stratus : Well he technically left
[02:30:38] Stratus : But he's still around when he chooses
[02:30:58] Stratus : Don't worry, he's harmless if you toss him some beef jerky
[02:31:19] Ren Kannagi : ...who, Archie or Marlamin?
[02:31:19] Stratus : Converse and get to know you fellow RPers.
[02:31:25] Stratus : both lol

[12:33:20] @ Kaiyo : ohhh yeah i'm gunna be away most of next week and this weekend
[12:33:26] @ Artemis : I am going as house for Holloween and my friend Nathan is going as Wilson...and then Brit is going a cuddy or 13
[12:33:38] @ Artemis : O.O Why? Kaiyo dont leave us
[12:33:57] Stratus : We can change
[12:34:05] Stratus : We can make Arty take baths
[12:34:09] Stratus : Please don't go!
[12:34:44] @ Kaiyo : lol sorry i have a free house and a drama performance and a string of day long auditions Razz
[12:34:50] @ Kaiyo : xD
[12:34:57] @ Artemis : O.O >.> I take bathes it's that DM guy I swear he smells so bad we should call him BM
[12:35:09] Stratus : Sounds exhausting. Do take care of yourself
[12:35:22] Stratus : HA


Artemis: 1 DM: 0

[22:14:19] Messages cleared by Saroki
[22:14:20] @ Saroki : FUCK YOU
[22:14:23] @ Saroki : RUINED MY-
[22:14:26] @ Saroki : WAIT WHAT
[22:14:29] Junko : NINJA'ed BITCH

trololololo

[13:35:14] Denno : [spoiler][/soiler]
[13:35:21] Denno : frick!
[13:35:37] Denno : one freaking misspelling and the spoiler is ruined -.-
[13:35:47] Junko : Yeah
[13:35:49] Stratus : lol
[13:35:53] Stratus : Soiler indeed
[13:36:06] Stratus : Like I said, I'd laugh
[13:36:19] * Stratus laughs at the puny man and his golden sword.
[13:36:34] Stratus : wb Junko
[13:36:51] Frost : i like marth better Very Happy
[13:36:57] Denno : Stratus you ba a weak man
[13:39:05] Stratus : Big words from someone that soiled himself...
[13:39:09] Stratus : Very Happy
[13:39:18] Frost : ewww denno
[13:39:43] Denno : I never soiled myself, only the c-box

[15:22:13] @ Artemis : Now if you will excuse me I am going to make lunch
[15:22:37] @ Kazuhiko : lol
[15:22:42] @ Artemis : well first I have to clean the kitchen, my roommate cooked last night...didnt clean up afterwards
[15:23:24] @ Kaiyo : ...Kill her
[15:23:43] @ Artemis : >.> Cant
[15:23:57] @ Artemis : She pays half the bills
[15:24:16] Takatsumaru has been disconnected the Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:24 pm (session timeout)
[15:25:29] @ Kazuhiko : LOL

[23:03:35] Frost has joined the chat on Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:03 pm
[23:03:58] Denno : I am thinking too much I think...
[23:04:03] Denno : man that sounded stupid
[23:04:34] @ Kazuhiko : lol
[23:04:40] @ Kazuhiko : frost SB
[23:04:42] @ Kazuhiko : WB
[23:04:46] @ Kazuhiko : lol
[23:05:04] Denno : SSBB
[23:05:17] Denno : Prepare yourself
[23:05:20] @ Kaiyo : sb Frost Very Happy
[23:07:09] @ Kazuhiko : -_-
[23:07:16] @ Kazuhiko : lol
[23:07:22] @ Kazuhiko : look what i started
[23:07:33] Denno : a SB storm
[23:07:57] Denno : ah I see it now
[23:08:05] Denno : SB=Sexy back
[23:08:18] @ Kazuhiko : LOL

[17:32:41] @ Marlamin1 : is it weird that I feel jealous that my little Kaiyo is dating?
[17:32:56] @ Artemis : Lol...
[17:32:57] hageshii : Yah, i think so...
[17:33:17] hageshii : Btw arty i am still working on the paper
[17:33:19] hageshii has been banned by Marlamin1
[17:33:19] hageshii : Do not kick
[17:33:24] @ Artemis : Jealous as in its not you or Jealous as in big brother type?
[17:33:30] @ Marlamin1 : O.O
[17:33:37] @ Marlamin1 : WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
[17:33:45] @ Artemis : skills...MCQ that

[16:59:50] @ Artemis : OMG I thought marly was a girl

Internet: X$ a month

Finding this site: 5 seconds

Arty's comments: Priceless

This is the first time I've used this smilie and actually meant it.

[19:10:12] Rev has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:10 pm
[19:14:05] Artemis has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:14 pm
[19:14:11] @ Artemis : I was lied too
[19:14:21] Raikou has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:14 pm
[19:14:27] Artemis has been kicked by Raikou
[19:14:28] @ Raikou : >>
[19:14:44] @ Raikou : lol you fell for that?
[19:16:17] Artemis has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:16 pm
[19:19:41] Raikou has been kicked by Artemis
[19:22:22] @ Artemis : cccchump
[19:24:41] Rev : ...
[19:25:45] @ Artemis : Yo Rev
[19:26:58] Rev : sup...workin on my post....frustrating...
[19:29:43] @ Artemis : >.>
[19:29:46] @ Artemis : ahhh
[19:31:56] Raikou has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:31 pm
[19:32:12] @ Raikou : you are the chump
[19:32:26] @ Raikou : you honestly thought Kaiyo would omce on skype at 12;30
[19:32:37] @ Raikou : you have to have something against her for her to come on
[19:33:19] @ Artemis : >.>
[19:34:02] @ Artemis : well before I could reply my roommate said she smelled something burning so I went afk to find it turned out she left the stove on
[19:34:04] @ Raikou : xDDD CHUMP
[19:34:11] @ Raikou : lol
[19:36:21] Raikou has been kicked by Artemis
[19:36:26] Raikou has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:36:27] @ Artemis : oops sorry I sneezed
[19:36:30] @ Raikou : Jealous
[19:36:36] Artemis has been kicked by Raikou
[19:36:41] @ Raikou : only works with wolves
[19:36:41] Artemis has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:36:42] @ Raikou : >>
[19:36:46] Artemis has been kicked by Raikou
[19:36:48] Artemis has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:36:52] Artemis has been kicked by Raikou
[19:36:55] Raikou is Disconnected on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:36:55] Artemis has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:36:59] Raikou has joined the chat on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:36 pm
[19:37:06] @ Artemis : /locl raikou
[19:37:10] @ Artemis : FUCK
[19:37:14] Artemis has been kicked by Artemis
[19:37:24] @ Raikou : lol
[19:37:26] @ Raikou : i win

[21:59:34 07/03/11] Junko : Face off
[22:01:12 07/03/11] Junko : these guys need to fight
[22:02:13 07/03/11] Stratus : Did one of them sleep with the other's wife?
[22:02:40 07/03/11] @ Artemis : >.>
[22:02:50 07/03/11] Junko : no
[22:04:00 07/03/11] Stratus : Then why fight?
[22:04:24 07/03/11] Junko : because they are picking on the weasle
[22:04:37 07/03/11] Stratus : Weasle?
[22:04:41 07/03/11] Junko : OSHIE!!!
[22:05:54 07/03/11] Stratus : ?
[22:06:04 07/03/11] * Stratus is still confused.
[22:06:32 07/03/11] Junko : T J Oshie
[22:06:37 07/03/11] Junko : Look him up
[22:10:43 07/03/11] Stratus : I would but I'm a very lazy man
[22:10:50 07/03/11] Stratus : Plus you're right here >.>
[22:11:42 07/03/11] Junko : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FSt-8Ry6sI
[22:11:57 07/03/11] * Stratus pats Junko on the head.
[22:12:19 07/03/11] Junko : he is a NHL player now
[22:13:38 07/03/11] @ Artemis : ...you know an Ass Weasal would start a hell of a fight
[22:17:37 07/03/11] Stratus : I'm trying by best not to picture a weasal coming out of an ass right now
[22:22:50 07/03/11] @ Artemis : Lol
[22:27:18 07/03/11] @ Artemis : just hope it was de-clawed
[22:29:45 07/03/11] Stratus : pop goes the weasel indeed
[22:30:36 07/03/11] @ Artemis : Lol

[12:39:40 21/03/11] Stratus : I should fight Kaiyo
[12:39:42 21/03/11] Stratus : >.>
[12:40:06 21/03/11] Stratus : I'll lose for sure, but I have to try it at least once
[12:42:19 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : heh
[12:46:46 21/03/11] Stratus : Of course she would kill my hollow
[12:46:55 21/03/11] Stratus : Best to go shinigami for that challenge
[12:49:22 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : yup
[12:50:08 21/03/11] Stratus : Actually I should face my own captain first. Why challenge the 11th squad...
[12:52:24 21/03/11] @ Artemis : Dammit I cant post
[12:57:30 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : y not
[12:58:43 21/03/11] Stratus : Need some help Arty?
[12:58:52 21/03/11] Stratus : First sit in front of keyboard
[12:58:56 21/03/11] Stratus : Next type
[12:59:24 21/03/11] @ Artemis : >.>
[12:59:29 21/03/11] @ Artemis : Dont make me kick you
[13:00:27 21/03/11] Stratus : I'm not making you do ANYTHING. I'm helping Surprised
[13:01:46 21/03/11] * Stratus helps himself.
[13:02:05 21/03/11] @ Artemis : if you want to help give me some foods
[13:05:25 21/03/11] Stratus : I just finished eating
[13:05:29 21/03/11] Stratus : Why should I feed you?
[13:08:07 21/03/11] Stratus : Or should I face Mr Kuro >.>
[13:08:26 21/03/11] @ Artemis : >.>
[13:09:25 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : OOO
[13:10:16 21/03/11] Stratus : ?
[13:11:08 21/03/11] Stratus : Targeting the Captain I (Kuro) II (Ayame) III (Kaiyo)
[13:11:15 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : all 3
[13:11:45 21/03/11] @ Artemis : At once?
[13:12:08 21/03/11] Stratus : I'm better off putting my wang into a blender...
[13:12:43 21/03/11] @ Artemis : I was thinking in a piranah tank
[13:14:16 21/03/11] Stratus : Jumping into the tank with the blender, and you get the general idea
[13:14:16 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : whatever floats your boat....or sinks it
[13:14:23 21/03/11] @ DarkMaster : LMFAO

[20:46:38 22/03/11] @ Raikou : I get called perverted daaily

[20:46:40 22/03/11] @ Raikou : O.o

[20:46:43 22/03/11] @ Raikou : and an ass

[20:46:47 22/03/11] @ Raikou : and a douchebag

[20:46:50 22/03/11] @ Raikou : and a jackass

[20:46:51 22/03/11] @ Raikou : >.>

[20:49:11 22/03/11] @ Artemis : And then your mom leaves for work and you're left all alone?

[23:50:42] @ Arawn : What I miss?

[23:51:32] @ Artemis : The toilet?

[23:52:43] @ Artemis : the Broad side of a barn?

[23:52:49] @ Artemis : A fly pig?

[23:53:01] @ Artemis : Your chance to nail a Supermodel?

[23:53:10] @ Artemis : The list goes on...

[23:54:01] @ DarkMaster : ha

[01:39:03] @ DarkMaster : /kink marlamin
[01:39:07] @ Artemis : No
[01:39:07] @ Marlamin1 : lol
[01:39:08] @ DarkMaster : damn
[01:39:10] @ Marlamin1 : kink?


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DM is trying to get into Marly's bed, what?

[14:47:55] @ Artemis : >.>

[14:47:58] @ Artemis : <.<

[14:48:07] * Artemis ambush noms frost hair

[14:48:08] Kaiyo has joined the chat on Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:48 pm

[14:49:08] @ Artemis : >.> yoooo doant sehhhh a fing *says through a mouthful of
frost hair*

[14:49:34] @ Kaiyo : xD

[17:51:57] * Raikou died to Artemis sucking up so hard
[17:51:58] @ Raikou : <.<
[17:52:07] @ Artemis : O.o

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He never denied it...in either sense