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Bob Goes to da Barn...

This thread never gets boring.

Marlamin says:
*BTW, my KOTOR II wasn't glitching
*According to reviews, people have experienced sound anomalies while playing it on the 360...
*It was about moderate but if you could ignore it, the game was playable
*so now we know, and knowing is half the pizza...
*The other half is ham and pineapple if anybody wants some...

[03:50:09] Ri O'Nocht has joined the chat on Sun 15 Aug - 3:50

[04:05:12] Ri O'Nocht has joined the chat on Sun 15 Aug - 4:05

[04:05:20] @ Ri O'Nocht : MARLY!! GET IN HERE

[04:05:32] @ Ri O'Nocht : DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS

[04:05:41] @ Ri O'Nocht : FINE I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS

[04:05:49] * Ri O'Nocht SUMMONS MARLY NOW!!!

[04:06:13] * Ri O'Nocht considers now anywhere between a second to 180 minutes

[04:08:40] Marlamin1 has joined the chat on Sun 15 Aug - 4:08

[04:08:47] @ Ri O'Nocht : WOOT!!

[04:08:50] @ Marlamin1 : -.-

[04:08:56] @ Marlamin1 : Am I that predictable?

lol

Marlamin said:
I'm going to make a hollow named Dick Cheesington...
stuart said:
lol
gonna make a hollow next when i get Ri as lt
Marlamin said:
His first ability is to create a blast of white goo that bursts from his mouth and covers everything in a 15 ft cone. The goo is highly adhesive and will render the opponents immobile for about 1 minute. The goo will then begin to crust and flake away, freeing the captives
stuart said:
lol
Marlamin said:
I'll have to plan for the other ones...
Maybe Bone Armor...
He'll obviously grow bigger as he matures...
Increasing his endurance and other skills..
Hmm... He'll need some sort of penetrating attack as well...
Let me find a pic of this hollow...
I can imagine where the mask would go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14AdmsVE0KM&feature=fvw

[19:54:57] @ Marlamin1 : O.O Idea for my hollow, it should be fatigued after using it's first power

[09:17:16] Sal Norongachi has been disconnected the Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:17 am (session timeout).

[09:17:16] Kaoseu Enjel has joined the chat on Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:17 am


Epic timing fail...

[16:56:37 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : Aye okay fer fucks sake, i'me an alcoholic
[16:57:03 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : Its nearing the 'i love you by thw ay' part of sallys drunken hour
[16:57:05 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : any takers?
[16:57:11 18/08/10] Takatsumaru : Lol play the robot unicorn attack o.o
[16:58:16 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : STRAT!
[16:58:20 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : I pure love you mate
[16:58:22 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : i mean like
[16:58:24 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : wow
[16:58:31 18/08/10] Stratus : ?
[16:58:33 18/08/10] Stratus : What I do now?
[16:58:34 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : there is love and there is infatuation
[16:58:39 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : and there is like just what i feel
[16:58:49 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : i'm like shooting big gay rainbows for you bro
[16:59:04 18/08/10] Stratus : Much thanks
[16:59:12 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : I mean it though
[16:59:16 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : rainbow love
[16:59:19 18/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Taka, any particular place youy wish to RP?
[16:59:21 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : but not like the carebears
[16:59:27 18/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : cause those are evilz!
[16:59:40 18/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Absolutely, Sal

Why does this happen every time I'm not here to babysit him? lol...

[17:09:17] @ Marlamin1 : back
[17:09:22] @ Marlamin1 : and MCQ'd
[17:09:39] Stratus has been kicked by Marlamin1
[17:09:42] @ Marlamin1 : owned
[17:09:44] @ Sal Norongachi : :O
[17:09:47] @ Sal Norongachi : You fucker
[17:09:50] @ Sal Norongachi : i wuv himmm!
[17:10:00] @ Marlamin1 : It's ok, his twin is here
[17:10:02] @ Sal Norongachi : but noty as much as youuuu
[17:10:04] @ Sal Norongachi : so its fine
[17:10:34] @ Marlamin1 : O.O ...
[17:10:39] @ Sal Norongachi : Marl
[17:10:45] @ Sal Norongachi : i kicked myself in the head XD
[17:10:58] @ Sal Norongachi : it was pure awesome use of physics
[17:11:24] @ Marlamin1 : Epic.
[17:11:34] @ Marlamin1 : You'll have to show me that one

[15:10:07] Marlamin1 has joined the chat on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:10 pm
[15:10:15] @ Marlamin1 : Anyone seen the drunk?
[15:11:10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Nope.
[15:11:16] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Hasn't come through here.
[15:11:22] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Wait, Sal or Ri?
[15:11:26] @ Marlamin1 : Dern....
[15:11:32] @ Marlamin1 : ....lol
[15:11:41] @ Marlamin1 : Good question...
[15:11:45] @ Marlamin1 : Sal though...

I should have seen that one coming! XD

[14:19:19] @ Marlamin1 : <.<
[14:19:19] Takuya Kimura : >.>

Lol... We're so in sync...

[14:42:59] Marlamin1 is Disconnected on Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:42 pm
[14:43:07] Kazuhiko : ...
[14:48:42] Kazuhiko : ..
[14:48:59] golzive is Disconnected on Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:48 pm
[14:52:35] Vlaxtocia has been disconnected the Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:52 pm (session timeout)
[14:53:55] Kazuhiko : bye everyone lol
[14:54:05] * Kazuhiko waves
[14:55:05] Kazuhiko : so its seems everyone left...lol
[14:55:14] Kazuhiko : go figure
[14:57:40] Bloody Jack has been disconnected the Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:57 pm (session timeout)
[14:59:38] Kazuhiko : and now i am all alone
[14:59:43] Kazuhiko : hehe
[15:02:28] * Kazuhiko starts setting fire to random things in the room
[15:02:40] Kazuhiko : YES!!! Burn!!!
[15:02:51] Marlamin1 has joined the chat on Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:02 pm
[15:03:26] Kazuhiko : uh oh
[15:03:30] @ Marlamin1 : O.O
[15:03:32] * Kazuhiko hides
[15:03:34] @ Marlamin1 : MY ROOM!
[15:04:14] * Kazuhiko pokes his head out of his hiding spot
[15:04:19] @ Marlamin1 : I leave for a few minutes to go pay a bill and look what happens!
[15:04:37] Kazuhiko : i didn't do it
[15:04:41] Kazuhiko : i swear
[15:05:08] Kazuhiko : it was spontaneous combustion
[15:05:11] Kazuhiko : yeah
[15:05:15] Kazuhiko : ....
[15:05:57] @ Marlamin1 : ...Touketsu Reiki!
[15:06:07] * Kazuhiko jumps out of hiding and runs for it
[15:06:19] @ Marlamin1 : Admin AND Fire Exstinguisher...

lol...

This quote has been slightly edited for your viewing pleasure.

[21:39:01] @ Arawn : It wasn't me, iit was some other handsome devil

[21:39:05] @ Arawn : >.>

[21:39:19] * Arawn hides his "I <3 Cats" shirt.

[21:39:37] @ Marlamin1 : You like cats?

[21:39:42] @ Marlamin1 : I find that funny...

[21:39:53] @ Marlamin1 : I like injuring cats...

[21:40:14] @ Arawn : Looks like you're trying to mount it >.>

[21:40:35] @ Marlamin1 : as I said... injure

[21:40:44] @ Arawn : HA

>.> None of you saw the picture that was posted in between there... It's... not how it sounds lol...

It sounds worse when they can't see the picture Marly. And the words used don't help your argument

[13:17:50] Kazuhiko : ..
[13:25:28] Marlamin1 has joined the chat on Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:25 pm
[13:25:58] @ Marlamin1 : Let everyone know I'm busy today and may not show up until tonight if at all...
[13:26:01] Marlamin1 is Disconnected on Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:26 pm
[13:30:06] Sal Norongachi has joined the chat on Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:30 pm
[13:30:48] Kazuhiko : [18:25:58] @ Marlamin1 : Let everyone know I'm busy today and may not show up until tonight if at all...
[13:31:04] Kazuhiko : pass the word lol
[13:33:22] @ Sal Norongachi : I knew already so i'll let the rest of minion kind in on the good news
[13:34:05] Kazuhiko : minion?
[13:34:10] Kazuhiko : ...
[13:36:13] @ Sal Norongachi : You lot XD
[13:36:33] @ Sal Norongachi : The faceless peons over shadowed by the Admins awesome and all encompassing shadow
[13:38:36] Marlamin1 has joined the chat on Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:38 pm
[13:38:54] @ Marlamin1 : Hey guys, I'm looking for my shadow. Has anyone seen it?
[13:39:00] @ Marlamin1 : It's awesome and all encompassing...
[13:39:06] @ Marlamin1 : You really can't miss it...
[13:39:14] @ Sal Norongachi : Why sir, you are in luck!
[13:39:17] @ Marlamin1 : Which is why it's odd that it is lost...
[13:39:23] @ Marlamin1 : hmm?
[13:39:26] @ Sal Norongachi : I found it beating the shit out of peter pans
[13:39:30] @ Sal Norongachi : it doesnt like tights
[13:39:40] @ Marlamin1 : Ah, That makes sense
[13:39:59] @ Marlamin1 : Thank you, now I'm off to work on me packet...
[13:40:08] @ Sal Norongachi : *snicker*

this thread recives WAYY to much popularity

but deservith popularity, no?

Gtfo out of my post

It brings Marly's many antics to the light of day.

[16:36:09 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Yo
[16:46:32 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : SAL!
[16:47:09 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Have I told you how great you look today?
[16:48:26 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : No you have not
[16:48:29 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : Flatter away
[16:50:02 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : You look absolutely amazing.
[16:50:30 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : Hey Sal, you're an Admin and all, so you have power, right?
[16:51:20 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : Like He-man, yes
[16:53:25 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : https://thebleachworld.darkbb.com/become-one-with-your-zanpakuto-f5/a-call-from-the-shadows-t1489.htm#13524
[16:53:40 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : What would you say to that last comment?
[16:53:51 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : (No grading involved)
[16:55:28 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : You have the sally seal of ultimate approval
[16:55:33 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : I HAVE THE POWWWERRRRR!
[16:56:06 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : WOOHOO!!!!
[16:56:25 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : I'd kiss you, but that'd be a bit gay... and odd...
[16:56:55 22/08/10] * Kaoseu Enjel bows at Sally's feet, swearing his eternal loyalty
[16:57:00 22/08/10] @ Sal Norongachi : Actually....no wait....now that i think on it
[16:57:02 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : That'll have to do.
[16:57:14 22/08/10] @ Kaoseu Enjel : O_O

O_O

ok pup will do ;D
I MEAN WOLF!! I SWEAR I MEANT WOLF!!!!

[13:52:08] @ Sal Norongachi : That guy utterly shags fuck out of that saxaphone
[13:52:15] @ Sal Norongachi : i may be in love with his lips/lungs
[13:52:21] @ Sal Norongachi : and his...instrument

...

[13:52:58] @ Sal Norongachi : I have Tank! on my MP3 player XD
[13:53:12] @ Sal Norongachi : Seriously....wow..musigasm
[13:54:26] @ Sal Norongachi : MCQ?
[13:54:39] @ Marlamin1 : Of course...

XD He knows me so well!

[13:54:49] @ Sal Norongachi : All my entries in there are utter filth XD
[13:55:06] @ Sal Norongachi : You'd think this was a sleazy pub rather than a Bleach forum the way it makes me look XD
[13:55:26] @ Sal Norongachi : Not that i complain, of course
[13:55:33] @ Sal Norongachi : I revel in my infamy!
:36] @ Sal Norongachi : REVEL!
[13:55:43] @ Sal Norongachi : Except the coffee flavoured ones
[13:55:45] @ Sal Norongachi : No...
[13:55:55] @ Marlamin1 : Well we have you to thank for taking your mind out of the gutter and bringing it back to us Razz
[13:55:56] @ Sal Norongachi : keep your coffee in a proper stinking coffee pot
[13:56:14] @ Sal Norongachi : bringing what?
[13:56:18] @ Sal Norongachi : I brought something?
[13:56:22] @ Sal Norongachi : When?
[13:56:30] @ Marlamin1 : Oh ya...
[13:56:31] @ Sal Norongachi : Mmmm.....legs..
[13:56:38] @ Marlamin1 : You brought that shit, son!
[13:56:52] @ Marlamin1 : You bringin' sexy back...
[13:57:02] @ Sal Norongachi : I wasnt aware it had left!
[13:57:09] @ Sal Norongachi : God! One fucking job to do Marl!
[13:57:15] @ Sal Norongachi : ONE FUCKING JOB!
[13:57:34] @ Sal Norongachi : And you do what! You get all biege on me!
[13:57:46] @ Sal Norongachi : Gotta carry this sex all by my onesome!
[13:57:48] @ Sal Norongachi : USELESS!
[13:57:54] @ Sal Norongachi : US-FUCKING-LESS
[13:57:59] @ Sal Norongachi : *ahem*
[13:58:20] @ Sal Norongachi : I'm bad to the bone
[13:58:22] @ Marlamin1 : XD Sorry master!
[13:58:25] @ Sal Norongachi : ba-ba-ba-bad
[13:59:07] @ Sal Norongachi : Could you imagine, right. What most of the youngsters parents would say about them hanging around with us? >.>
[13:59:20] @ Sal Norongachi : I mean what if one day they log onto the comp...and the Bleach chat is open
[13:59:33] @ Sal Norongachi : and i'm all like "Fanny, arse tits, Nuns in suspenders!"
[13:59:54] @ Marlamin1 : XD
[14:00:05] @ Sal Norongachi : Marl....
[14:00:14] @ Sal Norongachi : Just beat it...no seriously....just beat it Wink
[14:00:19] @ Marlamin1 : suspenders?
[14:00:21] @ Sal Norongachi : BEAT IT!
[14:00:28] @ Sal Norongachi : Aye! Sussies!
[14:00:31] @ Marlamin1 : I don't WANT to be defeated!
[14:00:55] @ Sal Norongachi : http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/139/467139_bottom-suspender.jpg
[14:00:58] @ Sal Norongachi : SUSSIESSS!
[14:01:10] @ Marlamin1 : AH!
[14:01:27] @ Marlamin1 : *Imagines a nun wearing those...*
[14:01:48] golzive has joined the chat on Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:01 pm
[14:01:54] @ Sal Norongachi : Imagine Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, dressed as a nun, wearing those
[14:02:01] golzive : hello everybody
[14:02:17] @ Marlamin1 : https://the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/28069.jpg
[14:02:19] @ Marlamin1 : OMG!
[14:02:19] @ Sal Norongachi : God.....i really would do just terribly aweful and ungentlemanly things to that lady
[14:02:28] @ Marlamin1 : I just searched "Sexy nuns" at work!
[14:02:36] @ Sal Norongachi : LOL
[14:02:38] @ Marlamin1 : They are going to be on my ass any second...
[14:02:49] @ Marlamin1 : NASA don't play, son
[14:02:51] @ Sal Norongachi : Suprised you didnt find a whole bunch o porn
[14:02:54] @ Sal Norongachi : you at work!?
[14:02:56] @ Marlamin1 : ...
[14:02:58] @ Sal Norongachi : AHAHAHAHAHAH!
[14:03:02] @ Marlamin1 : I did...
[14:03:07] @ Sal Norongachi : Dood...
[14:03:08] @ Sal Norongachi : You
[14:03:10] @ Sal Norongachi : Gonna
[14:03:11] @ Sal Norongachi : Die
[14:03:16] @ Marlamin1 : one of them had a cross halfway up her- lol...
[14:03:26] @ Sal Norongachi : They'll have you on the space station cleaning the bogs
[14:03:32] @ Marlamin1 : XD
[14:03:36] @ Sal Norongachi : Well....it is a holey place
[14:03:36] @ Marlamin1 : g2g
[14:04:09] @ Sal Norongachi : Forgive me father...for i have sinned....its been 3 minutes since my last vibration
[14:04:15] @ Sal Norongachi : Cheerie bye!
[14:04:29] Kazuhiko has joined the chat on Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:04 pm
[14:05:04] @ Marlamin1 : good luck explaining all this to the others XD
[14:05:11] @ Marlamin1 : FANNY ARSE TITS!
[14:05:16] @ Sal Norongachi : "I am Sally"
[14:05:21] @ Sal Norongachi : There explination enough
[14:05:33] @ Sal Norongachi : NUNS!
[14:05:53] @ Sal Norongachi : And how are we my silent and possibly baffled minions?
[14:05:57] Kazuhiko : O.O
[14:06:20] @ Sal Norongachi : bafflement confirmed
[14:06:25] Kazuhiko : LOL

Marly, GONE!

Daniel says:
Why didn't you call me?
>.>
Marlamin says:
Phone died yesterday
Daniel says:
House phone too?
Marlamin says:
No.
I don't know your number
Daniel says:
...
Ok, neither do I, so we're good.

That has happened to me many times. But a slight difference is that people don't have house phones. Cell phone is only way to contact them. Battery dies and they might as well be in Alaska.

[14:47:21] @ Arawn : Lag builds character

It's true. I have plenty of character