Make earth?

Yeah, sane subject, but instead of asking "Wheres Earth?" i'm asking "Can You Please Make Earth?" So can you?


Saroki: Woah! What happened to Earth? I can't see it.
Light: I killed it, Earth was being a ass so I wrote it's name down in the Death Note.
Saroki: ...

A large purple gateway appears and Aizen walks out, as he does the gateway vanishes.

Aizen: Da'f*ck?
Saroki: I know right?
Aizen: What the hell happened here?
Saroki: Ask Light...

Saroki glares at Light, eyes full of sarcasim.

Aizen: ...
Light: What!?
Aizen: Dude...
Light: What!!!
Aizen: Destroying Earth was my thing...
Light: Yeah? And you failed at it.
Aizen: I know! You don't need to rub it in my face!

Aizen runs away crying.

Saroki: ...
Light: ...
Saroki: I don't want to say anything bad, but that was complete fa-
Light: -Fail, I know.
Saroki: Wait a second...
Light: What?
Saroki: Well Earth is gone right?
Light: Yeah.
Saroki: Then wher in space right?
Light: Yup.
Saroki: Theirs no f*cking air in space...
Light: This is like one of those old cartoons, when the character doesn't get hurt untill he knows he can get hurt...
Saroki: Yeah kind of.
Light: ...
Saroki: ...
Light: So why are we still alive?
Saroki: Because my User is still typing.
Light: Whats this "User" you speak of?
Saroki: You know, the person that does all the typeing for the RP to come to life.
Light: What a load of cr*p.
Saroki: What makes you say that?
Light: Well you have to type out five paragraphs to go to the bathroom...
Saroki: Not true.
Light: How so?
Saroki: Some RP's don't make you detail exactly how you wiped your ass.
Light: Gross...
Saroki: I know right?
Light: Well this is going no where.
Saroki: Your right, actually if anybody reads this far i'm suprised.
Light: Yeah, your User must have no social life..
User: ...
Saroki: Oe sh*t...
Light: F*ck me...
User: Exactly...
Saroki: The funny part is you actually made us say those things...
Light: Haha yeah, you did.
User: Well you didin't have to be so mean about it
Light: Woah what the hell?
User: What?
Light: What is that!?
User: What is what?
Light: That little yellow blob that had a black tear drop down it!
Saroki: Thats called a Emoticon.
Light: How come I can't use it...
User: Becuase only Users can use Emoticons
Light: Hax...
Saroki: Shut up Light! You will get us deleted!
Light: Shut the f*ck up! I have something better than (Emo)ticons!
User: Oe sh*t...
Saroki: No Light! You will get us killed!

Light takes out the Death Note and a pen, he opens it and writes down on the first page "Use"

Light: Now I suggest if you want to live you will do exactly what I tell you to do.
User: Sux Yur Muth3R
Saroki: What?
Light: She is talking in some unknown language...
User: eets cull'd L33T!
Light: How the hell are the viewers going to read this...
User: I will put up a translator up, starting.....Now.
Saroki: Uggggh....
User: N3wb (Newb)
Light: Ok whatever I will write your name down in the Death Note...
Saroki: Noo! She will stop typeing if she d-!!!
User: F*ck! I never trusted this RP si-!!!

Light writes the name down in the Death Note, User grabs her chest and crashes to the floor, dead.

xD LOL thats pretty damn funny, and you possibly have too much free time

She's 10. xD Of course she has free time!
But it was funny. xP

Oe yeah? This ten year old is a god of the internet! (Sort of) and I might post these once in a while.....Just because I can!...By the way I where I live it's constantly raining, and honestly I have nothing better to do than this

And in a few weeks or months...Or something...Is my 11th birthday! Huzzah!....I finally......Wait......NOOO I NEED TO BE 14 TO NOT BE INSULTED BY TROLLS!!!! *Death mario music plays and Saroki falls off the RP site.*





Saroki: I'm freeeee!
Evil User: No your not
Saroki: ...
Evil User: What?
Saroki: Seriously you have more time on your hands to make another one of these pointless text blobs?
Evil User: I'm not typeing this.
Saroki: Yeah....Wait....The User can name herself as anything she wants!
Evil User: Oe dear god...
Saroki: I know right?
Evil User: Bown chicka bown wown.
Saroki: What?
Evil User: What what?
Saroki: Why did you say "Bown chicka bown wown"
Evil User: Why do you want to know?
Saroki: None of your f*cking buisness!
Evil User: God...No need to be mean about it...

Suddenly as Kaiyo is reading this the members can see her!

Saroki: Woah, what the hell?
Evil User: Oe my god!
Saroki: Who the f*ck are you?
Evil User: I'm the Evil User, thanks for asking, some people just don't appreciate the hard work I put into for following through on my word and defending the laws of man kind and the ethereal plain of justice!
Saroki: ....What? No! I wasan't talking to you!
Evil User: Sigh.....
Saroki: I'm talking about the girl over their watching us!

Evil User stares up at the woman.

Evil User: What the hell?
Saroki: I know right?
Evil User: I want me a piece of that!
Saroki: That was....Disturbing....
Evil User: What is?
Saroki: Whats wrong with you?
Evil User: What do you mean?
Saroki: Nevermind...
Evil User: ...

Suddenly in a flash of light a strange figure appears, it's spiderman!

Spiderman: What the hell!?
Saroki: Oe great...Another guest....
Evil User: Yay!
Spiderman: Whats going on!? And who are you people!?
Saroki: I know right?
Evil User: You are in a room, with that woman up their watching us.
Spiderman: Wow! I want me a piece of that!
Evil User: Am I right!
Saroki: Sigh.....They never learn....

Suddenly User is teleported in.

Saroki: Oe god no...
User: F*ck yeah! Guess whos back mother f*ckers!!!
Saroki: What the hell happened to "User grabs her heart and crashes to the floor, dead."
User: Can't kill me stupid idiots, I gave you life! I can take it back!
Saroki: Well you made some people say some really disturbing things, and now Kaiyo is going to hate you.
User: No shes going to hate you, not me.
Saroki: How so?
User: My Username is Saroki!

Everybody gasps and dramatic music plays, and suddenly Username appears in the middle of the room!

Username: Shes lieing......User! I am your Usernameeee.
Spiderman: Star Wars refrence.
Evil User: Totally.
Saroki: What?
User: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Evil User: Another Star Wars refrence.
Spiderman: Sup.
Saroki: Oe sh*t! Your starting to become infected!
Spiderman: What?
Saroki: The most deadly disease in all of the galaxy!
Evil User: Gayness?
Username: ...
User: ...
Saroki: ...
Spiderman: ...
Evil User: Whatttt?
User: You suck, you are banned from my posts.
OOC: Evil User Has Been Banned
Saroki: No....The most deadly disease in the world!!!!

Dramatic Music

Saroki: Absolutely No Life Syndrome!!!
User: Dun dun dunnn!!!
Spiderman: Fail.
User:
Saroki: F*ck this i'm tired, i'm going to bed...
User: Characters don't sleep!
Saroki: Oe yeah? Watch me!

Saroki sleeps on a bed that randomly appears in the room.

User: I'm bored...
Spiderman: I'm so awsome.
User: Batman owns you.
Spiderman: He has hax...
User: Gtfo.
Spiderman: What?
User: Sigh...
Spiderman: Hmp!
User: Soooo, Stark, Kaiyo, what have you learned from this?
Spiderman: I learned something.
User: Please share it with us
Spiderman: I learned that a man can live without sins, like lust and greed, he can overcome these temptations of everyday life and rise up above the needs for this dirty action of sin! He can take hold the chains of fate and snap them from the cement of despair! All if he uses the power that is which is will!
User: Da'f*ck'you talking about fatman?
Spiderman: F*ck this...

Spiderman walks out of the room.

User:
User: ...Sooo.....
User: Saw any good movies?
User: How about those panthers?
User: Oe s*rew it...

User leaves the room sighing


That guy at the begining of all movies: This one won't make anyone laugh, and neither did the first one, but do you think I care? Hell no, i'm just the low wage worker that has a deep voice..................................*Looks around a bit checking if anyones around*........Chocolate rainnnnnnn...

Well i actualy didnt read all that sorry just looked kinda umm.... pointless. To awnser your question though no i can't earth as i dont see the need for it. If say somone was going to be making a human character and be reguarly using an earth forum then maybe.

I was actually GOING to make a human character first, but since I couldn't find a human template here I couldn't...

That just a tad strange as there were quincy templates up i just removed them. But if your going to be making one then i will add it if not then i wont.

Okay, I will make one, but not right now, because i'm not in the mood to make another character And now I will go do some training...

Very good. Well tell me if and when you are going to be making this human character and ill get a template sorted out.

I will probally be makeing a human June 2nd

Wouldn't an "Anywhere else" forum do the trick? Covers all bases sorta thing, saves the forum being cluttered to smeg and back.

EDIT: Just noticed the GRP forum, that'd do for all those places that people occasionally want to RP in.