QWOP

Subject: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:25 am

WHY IS THIS GAME SO CLUCKING HARD?!

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Subject: Re: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:41 am

Simple concept, and yet so complex execution. Can't seem to get it just right. Got 5 meters ~.~

Subject: Re: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:08 am

....i fell special...in a bad way....-2.9 yards....

Subject: Re: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:13 am

8.3 Wooooo

But I will admit the lat 1.2 was me inching along the ground. >.<

Subject: Re: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:41 pm

I got upto 23.6...How you may ask? Use W and O, then as your right leg is up in the air, use Q and P to push down your right leg and raise your left one. From there it's just a matter of timing...I spend too much time on this game...And as a quick explanation to as why i'm not posting right now...I can't see very well right now and i'm in a hospital...With a crappy laptop...

Subject: Re: QWOP Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:54 pm

O.o That's not good. How are you feeling? You should take it easy if you're in the hospital

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:44 am

I won't bore anyone with the details, but basically the whole right side of my face (and then some) is covered in bandages...I can't see very well, lol, which doesn't help my typing...(I ran it through word...) But yeah, it's really clucking boring in the hospital...So i'm just wasting time Very Happy

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:24 am

I totally rock at the 3m neck break >.>

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:17 am

UPDATE! I have broke my record. My new high-score is 32.6m.

I'm proud.

By the way, this might help if you play this while you run. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JPlHYyGSF0

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:26 am

Dammit 51.4 meters

At 50 they give you a hurdle to go over

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:39 am

Just broke Apollololololo's record. 53.9m's. Fuck yeah. I plowed through that hurdle like a freight train.

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:24 pm

I think this guy beats all of you >.>.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJeJtK7Q2kk&feature=related

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:34 pm

...I can only seem to go backwards >.<

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:25 pm

Dang and I thought I was awesome for breaking 23m. After watching that 100+ video it makes it look so easy too. There's a funny one where the guy tries to jump the hurdle. It just tangles up the legs. You're right to run it over like that.

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:26 pm

don't feel bad kaiyo, only the cool kids like you and me can run backwards....new record 14 backwards LOL

Subject: Re: QWOP Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:09 pm

65.9 Meters...If I wouldn't of sneezed I think I could of won

Subject: Re: QWOP Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:43 pm

Update: 102.7M's. And I did a frontflip at the end...

Subject: Re: QWOP Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:13 pm

A front flip? Now you're just showing off. Yeah don't think I'll try this game anymore after awhile it seemed easy to get the rhythm, but then I just lost it. I'm sure if I keep at it. But meh. Good job Saroki, all the movies online only got 101 at best. You da champ!

Subject: Re: QWOP Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:52 pm

Well it really wasn't really something I actually attempted, the character just lost his footing at the end and somhow he launched himself high into the air/forward at light speed, looked kinda like a glitch but whatever. I take it as a win.