The board that I've migrated from has one, this site should too ^_^

This is where you can post bits of a chat convo you found particularly hilarious. Not necessarily from the chat box, maybe on msn or some other form of messenger...

Here is a stolen post from said board that demonstrates why this thread is a must...

Dalziel Kaldoe wrote:

We all know the members of Sithlore are escaped mental patients and are therefore insane when posting OOC. But what about when not posting? There can be hilarious moments on chat or AIM, but no-one else gets to hear them. Not any more! Here's two from a conversation with Binky today... Dalziel: Velcome back, Mister Strife. Binky: Hang on... shouldn't that be Meister? Dalziel: Damn, I got the wrong version of the script... Binky: You got version 12 or 13? Dalziel: 12. Damn director making changes all the time... Binky: Eh, you get used to it. Jay does it all the damn time Dalziel: Hire a new director. And someone change the lightbulbs in my trailer! Binky: We can't Binky: Ugbolt ate the spares Dalziel: Again? Why do we keep him around again? Binky: Because we can't seem to get rid of him. Binky: He's like a homing pigeon, only stupider Dalziel: Oooh... what does this button do? Binky: Close the universe Dalziel: Really? Binky: Yep Dalziel: Nah, I bet it doesn't. Binky: Try it Dalziel: Okay. Dalziel: *presses button* Binky: ~blue screen of death~ Dalziel: Damn. I owe you a Pepsi.

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And this is just in this site's chat box...

[23:00:56 21/10/09] @ Saroki : OI!
[23:00:59 21/10/09] @ Saroki : SOMEONE JOIN!
[23:01:22 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Lalalala...
[23:02:24 21/10/09] @ Saroki : s.s
[23:02:57 21/10/09] @ Saroki : nothin' like being in a empty c-box :3
[23:03:35 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Mrow~.\
[23:04:39 21/10/09] @ Saroki : GOD DAMNIT!
[23:05:01 21/10/09] @ Saroki : WHERES KAIYO MY GODDESS?!
[23:05:09 21/10/09] * Saroki searches for Kaiyo.
[23:06:09 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Any hollow need owning?
[23:06:13 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Anyone?
[23:06:19 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Ba-dum-boo.
[23:06:29 21/10/09] @ Saroki : i_i
[23:08:00 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Fuck.
[23:11:00 21/10/09] * Saroki chews on her zanpakuto
[23:11:09 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Nomnomnomnom~...
[23:13:15 21/10/09] @ Saroki : Wheres my Kaiyo~? 3=
[23:22:00 21/10/09] @ Saroki : R_R
[23:31:31 21/10/09] Marlamin1 : *yawn*
[23:32:48 21/10/09] Marlamin1 : *pokes Saroki with zanpakuto*...
[23:33:41 21/10/09] Marlamin1 : idiot
[23:38:14 21/10/09] Marlamin1 : *cries* ...unloved
[23:38:16 21/10/09] Marlamin1 : XD
[00:00:19 22/10/09] @ Saroki : :O
[00:00:42 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Not unloved...
[00:01:28 22/10/09] @ Saroki : I <3 joo.. Sad
[00:04:20 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Wah?! Your characters hot! D: <---- Thanks - Marlamin1
[00:05:03 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Hitsugaya
[00:08:26 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Well...Goodbye weirdos....
[00:08:37 22/10/09] @ Saroki : I don't mean that in a bad way though...
[00:08:40 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Caus....
[00:08:46 22/10/09] @ Saroki : Your MY weirdos :3

_________________

You don't know the half of it xD...

[03:14:54 25/10/09] * Saroki carefull walks through a hospital, slowly making her way towards a elavator. She held a ak47 close at hand, her casual daily clothes ruined.
[03:16:53 25/10/09] * Saroki makes her way to the elavator, it opens, looking at the hospital, everything was either dirty or destroyed.
[03:17:18 25/10/09] * Saroki motions to her teamates "Lous, Bill, Francis, all clear."
[03:18:46 25/10/09] * Saroki waits as the three heavily armed men start walking towards the elavator. A zombie popping up out of the corner "Louis! Watch out!" She aims her gun at the zombie, shooting as louis pops up in her line of sight.
[03:19:02 25/10/09] * Saroki Lous yelling out "AGH! WATCH WHERE YOUR SHOOTING!"
[03:19:10 25/10/09] @ Saroki : Louis* :O

LOL WTF?! - Marlamin1

...I hate my life....

<.< stop picking on saroki... she does a goood enough job of embarrassing herself on her own.

Yeah!!-Hey wait what?! FUCK YOU TOO NERDY!

LMAO! XD

[07:15:05 26/10/09] @ Saroki : t(o.o)t
[07:15:31 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Bill guy the science guy.
[07:16:07 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : O_O
[07:16:17 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : you stabbed your grandad!
[07:17:52 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : and killed yourself!
[07:17:56 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Yup.
[07:18:01 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Smile
[07:18:33 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I'm sadistic like that.
[07:19:18 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : thats insane!
[07:19:46 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : i love it
[07:19:50 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Well, i'm gunnu' go submit a vizard template at Ryouta's 'vizard' thread.
[07:19:58 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : very jealous and it's just all round amazingness
[07:20:03 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : oookay
[07:20:26 26/10/09] @ Saroki : My signature also needs re-doing.....
[07:20:47 26/10/09] @ Saroki : GOD DAMNIT WHY DID I EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE?!
[07:22:05 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : xD
[07:22:16 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : because your were crazy at the time?
[07:22:23 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : Razz wait you still are......
[07:23:00 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Duh.
[07:23:12 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I like being insane.
[07:23:44 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : i know right
[07:23:53 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
[07:24:03 26/10/09] @ Saroki : It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
[07:24:51 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : xD lol see this is why i miss that wonderfully dark sense of humour
[07:25:59 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Exactly =)
[07:29:29 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Shiz!
[07:29:37 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : >.>
[07:29:40 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : what happened?
[07:29:51 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Damn you errors!

[07:34:29 26/10/09] @ Saroki : ._.
[07:34:32 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Are you high?
[07:34:40 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : not right now
[07:34:55 26/10/09] @ Saroki : o_O
[07:35:02 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Agreed...

[07:40:20 26/10/09] @ Saroki : You'll never truely get it Very Happy
[07:40:34 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Cause 'it' is gone.
[07:41:28 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : O.o
[07:41:37 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Wait a sec...
[07:41:44 26/10/09] @ Saroki : 'We'?
[07:41:48 26/10/09] @ Saroki : O_O....
[07:41:52 26/10/09] * Saroki looks around
[07:42:43 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : huh? >.>
[07:42:54 26/10/09] @ Saroki : 'We'?
[07:42:56 26/10/09] @ Saroki : i)i
[07:43:04 26/10/09] @ Saroki : o_o*
[07:43:23 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Whos the third person? ._.
[07:44:20 26/10/09] * Kaiyo looks behind Saroki
[07:44:39 26/10/09] @ Saroki : He's behind me isn't he ._o
[07:44:45 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : it's momo......
[07:44:57 26/10/09] @ Saroki : OMG MOMO!
[07:45:13 26/10/09] * Saroki huggles the non-existant momo..
[07:45:25 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I miss Momo so much 3:
[07:45:27 26/10/09] Momo : boo!
[07:45:29 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Momo!!!
[07:45:32 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Momo!!!!
[07:45:34 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Momo!!!!
[07:45:37 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Momo!!!
[07:45:38 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : xD
[07:45:55 26/10/09] * Saroki huggles Momo.
[07:46:02 26/10/09] * Momo shrugs and huggles the existant Saroki
[07:46:10 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I missed chu so much!
[07:46:39 26/10/09] Momo : good
[07:46:52 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Smile
[07:47:53 26/10/09] Momo : thanks Kai
[07:48:02 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : welcome xP
[07:49:13 26/10/09] * Kaiyo watches the newly formed tumbleweed roll across the cbox
[07:50:29 26/10/09] * Saroki stabs Momo with a rusty knife.
[07:50:38 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Just to be sure your real ._. ....
[07:51:43 26/10/09] Momo : -.-
[07:51:58 26/10/09] * Momo looks down to the rust knife in her chest
[07:52:01 26/10/09] Momo : thanks
[07:52:16 26/10/09] @ Saroki : No problem buddy Smile
[07:52:19 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : lol
[07:52:31 26/10/09] * Momo stabs Saroki back, just be sure
[07:52:44 26/10/09] @ Saroki : No no wait wait.
[07:52:58 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Clones don't have any internal organs, so just to be sure...
[07:53:11 26/10/09] * Saroki cuts open momo's stomach and looks inside.
[07:53:17 26/10/09] @ Saroki : *Gasp* SHES REAL!
[07:53:32 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : Saroki went extra crazy today
[07:53:43 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I did?'
[07:53:55 26/10/09] * Momo looks inside her chest and gasp's i look horrid on the inside!
[07:54:07 26/10/09] Momo : this is why beauty is skin deep
[07:54:12 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : kinda Razz
[07:54:29 26/10/09] * Kaiyo steps back just to make sure she doesn't get cut
[07:54:53 26/10/09] * Saroki takes out Momo
[07:55:06 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Ah god damn c-box!
[07:55:27 26/10/09] * Saroki takes out momo's organs and paints the inside of momo *smiley faces*
[07:55:41 26/10/09] Momo : much better
[07:55:45 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Better?
[07:55:52 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Good Smile
[07:55:52 26/10/09] Momo : now i'm happy on the inside
[07:56:01 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : i already am! Razz
[07:56:07 26/10/09] * Saroki sews the cut in momo.
[07:56:19 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Very Happy
[07:56:31 26/10/09] Momo : thank you Smile
[07:56:35 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Momo doesn't need those vital organs anyways.
[07:56:42 26/10/09] Momo : -.-
[07:56:46 26/10/09] * Momo collapses
[07:57:09 26/10/09] @ Saroki : ._.
[07:57:14 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Oh well!
[07:57:30 26/10/09] * Saroki dumps a bunch of dirt on Momo.
[07:57:33 26/10/09] * Kaiyo scoops Momo under the rug
[07:57:39 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : lol nice thinkin Wink
[07:58:06 26/10/09] @ Saroki : FREE CAKE TIME!
[07:58:28 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : yay!
[07:58:49 26/10/09] * Momo mumbles something about wanting free cake but having no internal organs so she can't
[07:59:00 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : lol
[07:59:10 26/10/09] * Saroki hands out chocolate cake to everyone.
[07:59:46 26/10/09] * Saroki takes out a double barreled shotgun and blows momos head off.
[07:59:55 26/10/09] @ Saroki : SHUT UP DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T TALK D:
[08:00:05 26/10/09] Momo : Sad
[08:00:25 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Very Happy
[08:02:26 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Woo.
[08:03:19 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : yeah.....
[08:04:01 26/10/09] Momo : saroki...rp with me?
[08:04:07 26/10/09] Momo : and Kaiyo Razz
[08:04:15 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : xD
[08:04:23 26/10/09] @ Kaiyo : i feel loved
[08:04:25 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Sure Smile
[08:04:47 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Everyone loves Kaiyo.

[10:03:03 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Ohhh...
[10:06:25 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I'm just to fucking white and nerdy.
[10:10:13 26/10/09] @ Saroki : H_H
[10:10:21 26/10/09] @ Saroki : I shall rape you all.
[10:10:29 26/10/09] @ Saroki : Your not safe when you sleep anymore.\
[10:10:49 26/10/09] @ Saroki : \(;_Wink/
[10:10:56 26/10/09] @ Saroki : OMG
[10:11:01 26/10/09] @ Saroki : FUCK YUO SMILEYS

The Lesson you all should have learned here? CLEAR THE ARCHIVES!!!

GOD DAMNIT MARLY! STOP THIS NONSENSE BEFORE I KILL U!

[10:42:52 27/10/09] @ Saroki : SHIT MARLAMIN HOWD U GUESS MY WOW CHARACTER LEVEL!?!?!?!?!
[10:52:57 27/10/09] @ Saroki : Hitsugayas mine >=|

MINE! RAWR!

[13:17:12] Messages cleared by Marlamin1
[13:17:15] @ Marlamin1 : HA!
[13:17:20] @ Marlamin1 : I FIGURED IT OUT!!
[13:17:25] @ Marlamin1 : UP YOURS SAROKI!!

[13:18:59] The Blind Watcher has been kicked by Marlamin1
[13:19:02] @ Marlamin1 : OWNED!
[13:19:04] @ Marlamin1 : ...oops

Marlamin says:
*My arch rival is 11?! *runs away crying to self*
*Runs all the way to Hadoland's house and points in Saroki's direction*
"Mircea-chan!! Mean girl is younger than you!!" *Hado-glare*

Hadoland says:
*What???

Marlamin says:
**cries* she's only 11 and she calls me mean names!

Hadoland says:
*Who? O.o

[20:30:13 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : Get back here people!
[20:30:16 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : Sally cometh!
[20:30:22 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : in a non-sexual way >.>
[20:30:29 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : yes i'm looking at you Kaiyo
[20:30:32 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : dirty fuck...
[20:32:38 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : and they drop like flies
[20:48:28 30/10/09] The Blind Watcher : this is ridiculous
[21:04:15 30/10/09] The Blind Watcher : hello
[21:16:47 30/10/09] hanzo : hello

[18:41:36 31/10/09] The Blind Watcher : yay...nobody's on here...
[18:41:56 31/10/09] The Blind Watcher : *dances around*
[19:06:37 31/10/09] The Blind Watcher : nothing like a crazy dance

God fucking damn it. Me and ryouta had a mad long chat a few months ago was gona turn it into a thread actually but got lazy curse my idleness.

Marlamin says:
**eyes the boot of banning*
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*XD
Marlamin says:
*what's the pink feather duster do again?
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*I'm sorry...what?
Marlamin says:
*you have a "Pink Feather Duster of -" something...
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*I do?
*where?
Marlamin says:
*check your admin tools, it's somewhere next to the boot of banning and the stick of problem solving
*and to the left of the bat of post deletion
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*I traded my stick for a very large hammerf...
Marlamin says:
*oh yeah...
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*All things can be solved with blunt trauma
Marlamin says:
*o.o the warhammer of problem solving?
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*Damn straight

Marlamin says:
*...wow
*did you get my message?
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*Hmm?
*Which one was that?
Marlamin says:
*about not banning me for having shadencalaway use my computer
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*Ahhh right
*yes
*and when i get over this hongaove kiss yer arse goodbye! :S
**
Marlamin says:
*XD
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*and after that i'll be having a serious word with my typing skills
Marlamin says:
*shaden feels sorry for your typing skills..

Marlamin says:
*[20:30:13 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : Get back here people!
[20:30:16 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : Sally cometh!
[20:30:22 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : in a non-sexual way >.>
[20:30:29 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : yes i'm looking at you Kaiyo
[20:30:32 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : dirty fuck...
[20:32:38 30/10/09] Sal Norongachi : and they drop like flies
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*Hehehe
*i was drunk XD
Marlamin says:
*you realize you've been quoted correct?
Nick-The Devil on your Shoulder: MONEY SHOT! WHOOOTAHHHH!! says:
*Yes, yes i do